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Postby Living Corpse » Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:39 pm

Hence why I mentioned alien control.
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Re: Deadliset Monster of the entire Toho Kaijui Franchise

Postby Berzerkgodzilla » Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:40 pm

Well damn, they're goes the world
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Re: Deadliset Monster of the entire Toho Kaijui Franchise

Postby Living Corpse » Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:43 pm

Berzerkgodzilla wrote:Well damn, they're goes the world


There's still hope. DAM seemed hopeless because hey had all the monsters and our weapons did jack shit. Then we found the controling device on the moon and destroyed it and well, you know how it ends.


Poor Ghidorah. :cry:
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Re: Deadliset Monster of the entire Toho Kaijui Franchise

Postby Shadow » Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:38 pm

Living Corpse wrote:
Berzerkgodzilla wrote:Well damn, they're goes the world


There's still hope. DAM seemed hopeless because hey had all the monsters and our weapons did jack shit. Then we found the controling device on the moon and destroyed it and well, you know how it ends.


Poor Ghidorah. :cry:


Yes, he was raped right? *Troll face*
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Re: Deadliset Monster of the entire Toho Kaijui Franchise

Postby Living Corpse » Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:45 pm

He's death was so violent they had to cut out the rape for the sake of the kids going to see the movie.
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Re: Deadliset Monster of the entire Toho Kaijui Franchise

Postby Shadow » Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:53 pm

Living Corpse wrote:He's death was so violent they had to cut out the rape for the sake of the kids going to see the movie.


But you can't just forget it! We all saw what they did to him dammit! The kids deserve to know what happened to our sweet Ghidorah. *Cries out of control*
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Re: Deadliset Monster of the entire Toho Kaijui Franchise

Postby Gyaos » Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:54 pm

Ghidorah deserved every bit of the ass-fuck the earth monsters gave him *trollface*
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Re: Deadliset Monster of the entire Toho Kaijui Franchise

Postby Living Corpse » Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:00 pm

Gyaos wrote:Ghidorah deserved every bit of the ass-fuck the earth monsters gave him *trollface*


He raped Anguirus mere moments before his death so the damage was already done and while Ghidorah is dead Anguirus has to live with it.








































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Re: Deadliset Monster of the entire Toho Kaijui Franchise

Postby Tyler » Sat Jan 21, 2012 8:43 pm

You people make me sick but I can't help but wonder if Ghidorah has multiple rectums or not.
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Postby King Caesar » Sat Jan 21, 2012 8:47 pm

Tyler wrote:You people make me sick but I can't help but wonder if Ghidorah has multiple rectums or not.

Let's see...three heads. Either he has three or the one he has is three times the size of a normal dragon rectum.
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Postby Gyaos » Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:05 pm

Why are we talking about dragon rectums?
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Re: Deadliset Monster of the entire Toho Kaijui Franchise

Postby Living Corpse » Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:12 pm

Gyaos wrote:Why are we talking about dragon rectums?


Yeah it makes no sense considering King Ghidorah is not a dragon but a space monster who just happens to look like a dragon.
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Re: Deadliset Monster of the entire Toho Kaijui Franchise

Postby Kaiju-King42 » Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:12 pm

Gyaos wrote:Why are we talking about dragon rectums?


Because dragon rectums, my friend, are the meaning of life. They are the reason for our very existence, our guide through the journey of life. Without dragon rectums, our existence has no purpose.
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Re: Deadliset Monster of the entire Toho Kaijui Franchise

Postby Shadow » Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:58 am

Living Corpse wrote:
Gyaos wrote:Why are we talking about dragon rectums?


Yeah it makes no sense considering King Ghidorah is not a dragon but a space monster who just happens to look like a dragon.


What a twist! *Troll face*
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Re: Deadliset Monster of the entire Toho Kaijui Franchise

Postby Goji » Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:35 am

RedZillaKing wrote:No but heat does. There's nothing the ol' shit pile can do to escape so even a moderate amount of heat will do.


Again, you're making no sense.

Godzilla's ray emits highly concentrated heat....which does nothing to Hedorah.

Seriously, when was the last time you even watched the film?
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Re: Deadliset Monster of the entire Toho Kaijui Franchise

Postby RedZillaKing » Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:26 am

Godzilla's beam only hits a relatively small area. Keizer's beams are hot and cover the kaiju's entire body. They're also inescapable. Keizer Ghidorah will dry Hedorah out, just like the electrodes did.

Seriously, why can't you understand?
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Re: Deadliset Monster of the entire Toho Kaijui Franchise

Postby Goji » Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:13 am

Simmer down guy. We're talking about rubber monsters. All of this shit are just fan theories to begin with.

Honestly It all comes down to what the script calls for. Between Godzilla throwing Kumonga into the horizon like some kind of DBZ character, and Hedorah being "destroyed" by being pushed into a building, I wouldn't be referencing anything in FINAL WARS as proof of how things would play out between any of these characters.
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Re: Deadliset Monster of the entire Toho Kaijui Franchise

Postby RedZillaKing » Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:46 am

:? Why exactly do I need to "simmer down"?

In FW, Hedorah was destroyed by Goji's explosive beam. As were Ebirah, the small building and the large building. Being pushed had nothing to do with it.

Of course, Hedorah's existence is due to him appearing in a film where Godzilla uses his beam as a form of jet propulsion so I'm not sure... Maybe we should disregard him as well? There are ridiculous things in most Godzilla movies.
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Re: Deadliset Monster of the entire Toho Kaijui Franchise

Postby Destroyer » Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:00 am

Final Wars should of course be counted, outrageous things or not.
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Re: Deadliset Monster of the entire Toho Kaijui Franchise

Postby Goji » Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:08 pm

RedZillaKing wrote::? Why exactly do I need to "simmer down"?


You seemed to imply that I don't 'know' what I'm talking about, when all we're discussing is a bunch of theoretical stuff relating to fictional monsters. I "understand" just fine.

RedZillaKing wrote: In FW, Hedorah was destroyed by Goji's explosive beam. As were Ebirah, the small building and the large building. Being pushed had nothing to do with it.


The original Hedorah could have never been dispatched in such a way...unless (like in GFW), the script called for it.

I've watched FINAL WARS in it's entirely like, twice ever. I forgot that FinalGoji's beam is "explosive", so that's my bad. The way the scene plays out is still silly, and comedic to the point where it makes FINAL WARS seem like a parody of the genre, and that's lame.

RedZillaKing wrote:Of course, Hedorah's existence is due to him appearing in a film where Godzilla uses his beam as a form of jet propulsion so I'm not sure... Maybe we should disregard him as well? There are ridiculous things in most Godzilla movies.


Hedorah's "existence" has nothing to do with Godzilla flying. No correlation there. Awkwardly worded sentence is awkward.

Destroyer wrote:Final Wars should of course be counted, outrageous things or not.


Yeah. I mean, it's sort of like a 70's Godzilla film, albeit far less enjoyable, and overlong. The outlandish things that Godzilla is capable of in GFW is reminiscent of the stuff seen in the 70's, Zone Fighter included.
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