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Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby King Caesar » Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:42 pm

Well here is a nice topic. What phrase is the funniest, most absurd, stupidest, or most bland thing you have heard in a Godzilla movie?

Example
"The cyborg is being remotely controlled by space men...the space titanium is the evidence." Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)

This...is the most amazing conclusion any scientist has ever put forth. Albert Einstein can suck it! :freak:
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Re: Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby TokyoVigilante » Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:54 pm

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Re: Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby Godzilla 2000 » Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:59 pm

"Banana oil."
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Re: Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby Tyler » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:00 pm

He's pregnant.
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Re: Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby Starfishman » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:09 pm

"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccceeeeee" Sorry just had to say it :lol:
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Postby HayesAJones » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:13 pm

"I guess he thought it was a gun."
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Re: Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby Starfishman » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:14 pm

"What makes you all so sure that Godzilla is dead?"
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Re: Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby hammysammy59 » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:17 pm

It's really more about the delivery, but I love almost anything M-11 says.

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Re: Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby Godzilla 1995 » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:43 pm

S***t d**n we're the lethal weapon!
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Re: Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby Lamango » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:03 pm

I would post in this thread, probably with something witty, but then AH will go apeshit with the report a member button and get me another warning.

"That octopus...."
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Re: Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:09 pm

Lamango wrote:I would post in this thread, probably with something witty, but then AH will go apeshit with the report a member button and get me another warning.

"That octopus...."


He got one too.

....anything Yuri said would fit nicely in this thread, but that may fray the nice, clean edges of the cinematic masterpeice that is GMK.

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Re: Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby Toxic Toast » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:59 pm

King Caesar wrote:Example
"The cyborg is being remotely controlled by space men...the space titanium is the evidence." Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)


Space titanium? YOU MEAN IT'S FROM OUTER SPACE??
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Re: Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby JVM » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:14 pm

Lamango wrote:I would post in this thread, probably with something witty, but then AH will go apeshit with the report a member button and get me another warning.

"That octopus...."


You realize I'm the one who's been reporting all the AH flaming, right? lol

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Re: Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby DrKaiju1954 » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:07 pm

"The new missle will go through godzilla like crap through a goose"
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Re: Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby Godzilla1984 » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:26 pm

" were're not your puppets god d***** "
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Re: Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby Lamango » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:16 am

JVM wrote:
Lamango wrote:I would post in this thread, probably with something witty, but then AH will go apeshit with the report a member button and get me another warning.

"That octopus...."


You realize I'm the one who's been reporting all the AH flaming, right? lol

"I knew that tuna-head wasn't up to much."

Stop defending him.
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Re: Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby King Caesar » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:01 am

Toxic Toast wrote:
King Caesar wrote:Example
"The cyborg is being remotely controlled by space men...the space titanium is the evidence." Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)


Space titanium? YOU MEAN IT'S FROM OUTER SPACE??


No its organic...YES it is from outer space. I also find it weird that knows so much more than the aliens who made Mechagodzilla...like really did they need the professor to repair THEIR machine that THEY made?!
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Re: Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby baragon123 » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:08 am

"Try to escape earsling, or you will force us to kill you"
"Revolving Missles, Mechagodzilla's new weapon!"
"Its terrible, Godzilla might Lose!"
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Re: Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby Terrier » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:25 am

This bit is from Destroy All Monsters...

"...You will go underground, in your spaceship..."

I dunno if it's the dubbing fault.
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Re: Godzilla Quotes "..."

Postby Tyler » Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:34 am

Terrier wrote:This bit is from Destroy All Monsters...

"...You will go underground, in your spaceship..."

I dunno if it's the dubbing fault.


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