Godzilla Memes and Spoofs thread

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Be Godzilla. Everybody else is taken.
Even a man who is pure at heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms, and the autumn moon is bright.

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"We only really grow once we've conquered our Godzillas, wouldn't you say?"
Shin Gabara wrote:That's . . . quite the, uh-hum, specialty item.

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Godzilla says I have to learn to fight my own Godzilla.
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"You had me at Godzilla."
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Martin, it's all psychological. You yell Gamera, everybody says, "Huh? What?" You yell Godzilla, we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill Godzilla with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
I'll tell you what you get, you get what you skreeonking deserve!

It wasn't the planes. It was Godzilla that killed the beast
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fanofstuff wrote: You mean to tell me that you don't see two crabs and think "Yeah, combined they can take on God"?
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WACKY WAVING TRANSPARENT NECK FLAILING TUBE SPACE DRAGON!!!

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“No, Godzilla is your father.”

“I’ll give you a Godzilla you cannot refuse.”

“Enough is enough! I’ve had it with these Motherskreeonking Godzillas, on this Motherskreeonking plane!”
It's ok if you don't like me.

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Give me liberty, or give me Godzilla.
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"Remember who you are... you are Godzilla, and the one true king."
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Why did it have to be Godzilla's?
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Hey, Godzilla, if I was gonna break your balls, I’d tell you to go to Monster Island and get your shine box. Now, this kid, this kid was great. They used to call him Spitshine Goji. I swear to God! Now, he’d make your shoes look like skreeonkin’ mirrors. ‘Scuse my language.
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NSZ wrote:That's the 70's for ya. If you weren't blowing your money on gas, drugs, or chicks, you were blowing it on giant animatronic monkeys that don't work.
fanofstuff wrote: You mean to tell me that you don't see two crabs and think "Yeah, combined they can take on God"?
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WACKY WAVING TRANSPARENT NECK FLAILING TUBE SPACE DRAGON!!!

WACKY WAVING TRASPARENT NECK FLAILING TUBE SPACE DRAGON!!!

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SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:[img]meme[/img]
Cheesus Crust I feel this so hard it hurts.
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Therapist: Ripped Shin doesn't exist so it can't hurt you.
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Oh my god I remember that fan poster. The giant arms always made me laugh.
Shin Gabara wrote:That's . . . quite the, uh-hum, specialty item.

#Ghidildo
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Imagine being such a piece of poop you think someone should slowly suffer and die because they're making it harder for you to buy children's dinosaur toys.

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Christ the dripping skin and red and black eyes feel like someone's bad attempts to be edgy. Reminds me of Sonic.EXE, and "that is no good!"
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"Be my friend, Godzillafather?"

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