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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Titanoterror98 » Fri Jun 08, 2018 4:22 pm

GigaBowserG wrote:
tbeasley wrote:A really crappy Netflix series like Kong King of the Apes


Ooh, now that's a scary thought.


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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby KaijuCanuck » Sun Jun 10, 2018 10:08 am

Godzilla Babies. A tv series about Godzilla and his kaiju pals when they were all in diapers!
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby eabaker » Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:30 pm

KaijuCanuck wrote:Godzilla Babies. A tv series about Godzilla and his kaiju pals when they were all in diapers!


I think this could be cute and funny if aimed at an audience of maybe 3-7 year-olds, like Muppet Babies.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby tbeasley » Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:23 am

KaijuCanuck wrote:Godzilla Babies. A tv series about Godzilla and his kaiju pals when they were all in diapers!

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If we're talking kids' shows something like Trollhunters would be cool. A series contained to three parts with a beginning, middle and end with room for other potential shows.

In fact that would work for the 'World of Godzilla' too (a main Godzilla trilogy with spinoffs in-between).
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Tyrant_Lizard_King » Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:46 am

Making a big budget film called Godzilla and spending almost the entire run time focusing on the travels of a boring emotionless robot of a soldier instead.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Jeff-Goldblum1 » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:04 pm

Have a movie where two caterpillars defeat Godzilla.

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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby LegendZilla » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:59 pm

Give Godzilla nipples.
Make him look like Baraka.
Or make him a giant cloud if you really want to push it.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby KaijuCanuck » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:49 pm

A film where it turns out Godzilla is inside each one of us.

Oh wait... and it was good???
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Mr_Goji_and_Watch » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:15 pm

Jeff-Goldblum1 wrote:Have a movie where two caterpillars defeat Godzilla.

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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Maritonic » Fri Jun 15, 2018 4:21 am

Jeff-Goldblum1 wrote:Have a movie where two caterpillars defeat Godzilla.


Obvious troll is obvious.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Zarm » Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:25 am

Arguably, quoting CinemaSins is worse trolling that insulting Mothra vs. Godzilla (again). ;)
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Maritonic » Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:42 am

Zarm wrote:Arguably, quoting CinemaSins is worse trolling that insulting Mothra vs. Godzilla (again). ;)


Who's quoting CinemaSins?
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Zarm » Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:50 am

Maritonic wrote:
Zarm wrote:Arguably, quoting CinemaSins is worse trolling that insulting Mothra vs. Godzilla (again). ;)


Who's quoting CinemaSins?


...You? Unless 'Obvious X is obvious' is a wider-spread phrase than I was aware of.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Maritonic » Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:52 am

Zarm wrote:
Maritonic wrote:
Zarm wrote:Arguably, quoting CinemaSins is worse trolling that insulting Mothra vs. Godzilla (again). ;)


Who's quoting CinemaSins?


...You? Unless 'Obvious X is obvious' is a wider-spread phrase than I was aware of.


Must be because I am very much not a fan of CinemaSins.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby eabaker » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:56 am

Maritonic wrote:
Zarm wrote:
Maritonic wrote:
Who's quoting CinemaSins?


...You? Unless 'Obvious X is obvious' is a wider-spread phrase than I was aware of.


Must be because I am very much not a fan of CinemaSins.


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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby TyrantGojira » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:28 am

Having Godzilla preach SJW propaganda and change his origins to being an extraterrestrial daemon.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Maritonic » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:34 am

I feel like the point of this thread was kinda supposed to be possible, however unlikely, ideas. Not outlandish ones.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby MaxRebo320 » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:44 am

TyrantGojira wrote:Having Godzilla preach SJW propaganda

Yeah, because lord knows some of the classic Godzilla/Kaiju films from Toho NEVER had liberal messages to them!
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