Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Maritonic » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:34 am

OneMillionTomsBC wrote:- a Godzilla themed racing game like Mario Kart.


Uhhh..if done right this would be amazingly fun. Going through city maps, huge roster, chibi and cute characters. This could be AMAZING.

OneMillionTomsBC wrote:- Disney and Pixar's Godzilla and Friends. An all animated kids movie with puffy talking kaiju and zany PG adventures.


Again, see above. If done right, this could be a LOT of fun, and a great way to get a younger crowd into Godzilla. Not saying this in lieu of live action films, but if someone was working on this, i wouldn't be upset.

OneMillionTomsBC wrote:- Godzilla film directed by Rob Zombie


Personal taste. I've been a fan of Zombie since I was 8 years old and played Twisted Metal 3 for the first time, and I've been devoted to him ever since. I know his stuff isn't everyone's cup of tea. Having said that, knowing his devotion to monsters, and seeing old school Godzilla clips on his stage backdrop at every concert of his I've been to, I'm sure he would approach this with the source material in mind and it would be no worse than Emmerich's film.

Having said that, I'd rather he stick to horror. So, while I don't think this is a "Worst Idea for the Franchise", I'll agree it's best left alone.
OneMillionTomsBC wrote:- a film about Godzilla attacking Japan from the point of view of someone far away in another country nowhere near the action

This could be potentially amazing, if done right. Think of how interesting the U.S. scenes were from Godzilla 1985. It's all about the execution.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby GojiDude95 » Wed Jun 27, 2018 4:49 pm

I take it you will be down if Godzilla goes on a rampage due to the military assuming it's gender.

I'm joking by the way.

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Gerdzerl wrote:Having Godzilla fire atomic beams from his rooster or his asshole.

Giving Mothra a feminine humanoid body with huge tits and a big ass.

Giving King Ghidorah only one head.

Making King Kong fling his poop at another monster.

Toho making official Godzilla porn.


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Gerdzerl wrote:Kaiju graphically mating on screen for 30 minutes.


And narrated by David Attenborough.


You took a TERRIBLE idea

And made it FANTASTIC.


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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Maritonic » Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:29 am

GojiDude95 wrote:I take it you will be down if Godzilla goes on a rampage due to the military assuming it's gender.

I'm joking by the way.


No. That's actually a stupid idea.

GojiDude95 wrote:
Maritonic wrote:
Dawsbfiremind wrote:
And narrated by David Attenborough.


You took a TERRIBLE idea

And made it FANTASTIC.


Interesting.


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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Titanoterror98 » Fri Jun 29, 2018 10:27 am

Honestly, after all the strange things the Godzilla franchise has done, there are only a few things that I think would be genuinely terrible:
-Never rereleasing the old Godzilla movies again
-Making an ad endorsing a nuclear power-plant starring Godzilla
-A New Scooby-Doo movie style show where Godzilla runs into a new celebrity every week--and none of them are the likable ones
-Godzilla gets new video games but they're all match-3 app games
-Creating more Godzilla clones
-Never using Jet Jaguar again (fight me)
-And (as I mentioned earlier) a new Godzilla cartoon from the folks behind Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures and Kong: King of the Apes
Other than that, I can handle it.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Maritonic » Fri Jun 29, 2018 10:30 am

Titanoterror98 wrote:-Godzilla gets new video games but they're all match-3 app games.


HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT EVEN THINKING OF SOMETHING AS HORRIFIC AS THIS?!
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Titanoterror98 » Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:32 am

Suprisingly well, thanks!
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Maritonic » Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:33 am

Titanoterror98 wrote:Suprisingly well, thanks!


Well the rest of us are going to have nightmares hahaha.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Dawsbfiremind » Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:15 pm

Titanoterror98 wrote:-A New Scooby-Doo movie style show where Godzilla runs into a new celebrity every week--and none of them are the likable ones


Gary Busey/Tom Cruise/Kanye West meets Godzilla.

Eesh, that is a bad idea. :shock:
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Titanoterror98 » Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:21 pm

Maritonic wrote:
Titanoterror98 wrote:Suprisingly well, thanks!


Well the rest of us are going to have nightmares hahaha.


Then my work here is done!
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby OneMillionTomsBC » Fri Jun 29, 2018 5:56 pm

I had other ideas like bagged Godzilla suit actor sweat sold on ebay (by the oz.) but that's more about crazy fandom than Toho official licensing.

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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Vakanai » Fri Jun 29, 2018 5:58 pm

The next Godzilla foe is a kaiju racoon.

Godzilla done as a gory slasher movie.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby LegendZilla » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:22 pm

Maritonic wrote:
Jeff-Goldblum1 wrote:Have a movie where two caterpillars defeat Godzilla.


Obvious troll is obvious.


How are you a troll for simply not being a fan of Mothra?
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby TyrantGojira » Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:00 pm

Having a Godzilla film directed by Paul W. Anderson.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Maritonic » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:40 am

LegendZilla wrote:
Maritonic wrote:
Jeff-Goldblum1 wrote:Have a movie where two caterpillars defeat Godzilla.


Obvious troll is obvious.


How are you a troll for simply not being a fan of Mothra?


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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby GojiDude95 » Mon Jul 02, 2018 1:31 pm

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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby SoggyNoodles2016 » Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:39 pm

Make a "philosophical" Oscar bait film in which Godzilla is a fictional character who other characters discuss the possibility of Godzilla existing and proclaim love for him while getting everything wrong. In other words, a movie adaptation of that "Godzilla is my boyfriend" novel the main site reviewed.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Huan_of_Valinor » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:58 pm

A Godzilla film that makes a powerful statement about the utter uselessness of politicians during times of crisis, and then it continues belaboring its message for a full half hour after the audience totally got the point.

A Young Frankenstein type movie detailing the revival of King Ghidorah as Mecha King Ghidorah in the future

A Godzilla western (complete with gunfights between the monsters)

A Hamlet adaptation starring Minya as Hamlet

Kaiju Winter Olympics - The Movie

A zombie movie crossed over with a Godzilla timeline

Godzilla vs the planet of the apes
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Dr. Professor » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:03 am

Titanoterror98 wrote:Honestly, after all the strange things the Godzilla franchise has done, there are only a few things that I think would be genuinely terrible:
-Never rereleasing the old Godzilla movies again
-Making an ad endorsing a nuclear power-plant starring Godzilla
-A New Scooby-Doo movie style show where Godzilla runs into a new celebrity every week--and none of them are the likable ones
-Godzilla gets new video games but they're all match-3 app games
-Creating more Godzilla clones
-Never using Jet Jaguar again (fight me)
-And (as I mentioned earlier) a new Godzilla cartoon from the folks behind Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures and Kong: King of the Apes
Other than that, I can handle it.

GojiDude95 wrote:Michael Bay.

These are the only genuinely bad ideas I've seen in this thread. The rest are all either:
A) Something completely ridiculous that would never happen.
B) Something that could actually be pretty good if done right.
Or
C) An already existing and successful Godzilla movie that somebody just happens to not like for one reason or another.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Genjira Overwatch » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:13 am

Crossing Godzilla over to any "prominent" book series (AKA the ones that received way too much hype and had terrible movies), such as.....
Harry Potter
Divergent
Hunger Games
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby GodzillaFreak99 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 2:11 am

PitchBlackProgress wrote:Putting Bagan in the MonsterVerse

I...I actually like this idea.
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