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Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby PitchBlackProgress » Mon May 07, 2018 10:21 am

Thought we could use another comic-relief thread, this time the name of the game is to come up with the worst and clingiest ideas for the Godzilla franchise as a whole. This goes for movies, crossovers, games, comics, casting, etc.

So without further ado, let’s get this thread going.

Give Godzilla 1998 its long awaited follow up sequel.

Putting Bagan in the MonsterVerse

Making a Shin Gojira sequel

Making a Godzilla/Pacific Rim crossover film

Having Batman appear in the MonsterVerse

Godzilla/Superhero (DC or MCU) crossover movie
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Postby Major sssspielberg! » Tue May 08, 2018 4:52 pm

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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Living Corpse » Tue May 08, 2018 4:57 pm

My fan-fic being turned into a film. No way Toho would allow human trafficking to be the theme of a Godzilla film. Nuff said.

Shamelessly selling out.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby KillCrites » Tue May 08, 2018 6:46 pm

When I was a kid I thought shrinking down Godzilla to human size was a cool idea, but looking back on it now...
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Living Corpse » Tue May 08, 2018 6:58 pm

KillCrites wrote:When I was a kid I thought shrinking down Godzilla to human size was a cool idea, but looking back on it now...


I knew a comic did this, I think it was Darkhorse comics?
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby SpaceG92 » Tue May 08, 2018 7:00 pm

Living Corpse wrote:My fan-fic being turned into a film. No way Toho would allow human trafficking to be the theme of a Godzilla film. Nuff said.

Shamelessly selling out.

They had bioweapons trafficking. Close enough :P Don't count yourself out.

PitchBlackProgress wrote:Thought we could use another comic-relief thread, this time the name of the game is to come up with the worst and clingiest ideas for the Godzilla franchise as a whole. This goes for movies, crossovers, games, comics, casting, etc.

So without further ado, let’s get this thread going.

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PitchBlackProgress wrote:Putting Bagan in the MonsterVerse

Making a Shin Gojira sequel


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Putting Bagan in the MonsterVerse

Making a Shin Gojira sequel


Putting Bagan in the MonsterVerse

Making a Shin Gojira sequel


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>Making Godzilla films more geared towards children, ala "Godzilla's Revenge". It's a wierd line for me. Books can easily work and net profit, a TV show might work wonders as well. An entire onscreen film with a budget of like 10m yen? Eeeeh, noooo. Kinda taking a massive gamble. Then again, Shin was a gamble as well and they went all in on the chips. I just really don't see the films being all too successful going back down that route.

>Making another "Like the movies game". For the longest time, fans always wanted a game like this. They got it in Godzilla VS. Didn't go that well.

>As the OP mentioned;
Having Batman appear in the MonsterVerse

Godzilla/Superhero (DC or MCU) crossover movie

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KillCrites wrote:When I was a kid I thought shrinking down Godzilla to human size was a cool idea, but looking back on it now...


I knew a comic did this, I think it was Darkhorse comics?

I believe your remembering right. I think an issue of Dark Horse was centered around this. Didn't the Hannah Barbera Godzilla shrink down to human size for a small while and continue to shrink further?

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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Vakanai » Tue May 08, 2018 7:20 pm

I remember as a kid I thought it'd be cool if a character got Godzilla atomic breath powers thanks to irresponsible use of Godzilla DNA, but he also grew Godzilla spikes along his back that poked through his leather jacket. So yeah a Godzilla man, I know now it'd be kind of corny, but this was the Heisei era after all.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby Living Corpse » Tue May 08, 2018 7:21 pm

SpaceG92 wrote:
Living Corpse wrote:My fan-fic being turned into a film. No way Toho would allow human trafficking to be the theme of a Godzilla film. Nuff said.

Shamelessly selling out.

They had bioweapons trafficking. Close enough :P Don't count yourself out.


That and GMK was vague about the war crimes in the Pacific Godzilla and the ghosts were seeking to punish Japan (and the world) for but we all know they are saying the skreeonked up poop that happened in WW2 like Unit 731 without actually saying it. Obviously they kept it vague since the film is still aimed at everyone, including young children.
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Postby LegendZilla » Tue May 08, 2018 8:18 pm

Micheal Bay directing a Godzilla film.
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Postby Vakanai » Tue May 08, 2018 8:30 pm

The next Godzilla design is reminiscent of the new live action films Ninja Turtles.
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Postby UltimateDitto » Tue May 08, 2018 8:45 pm

The government create super soldiers by infusing soldiers with G-cells. Now 8 foot scaly Hulk/Abomination looking guys are shooting atomic breath and blowing up the city!

They get cocky and try to fight Godzilla, but he kills them all pretty easy.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby GodzillavsRayquaza » Tue May 08, 2018 9:22 pm

A video game written by David Cage.
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Postby Gerdzerl » Wed May 09, 2018 12:19 am

A film depicting Godzilla farting and/or pooping on screen.

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Postby Zarm » Wed May 09, 2018 3:21 am

Living Corpse wrote:
KillCrites wrote:When I was a kid I thought shrinking down Godzilla to human size was a cool idea, but looking back on it now...


I knew a comic did this, I think it was Darkhorse comics?


Marvel, at least (he fought The Thing, from Fantastic Four). Not sure if Dark Horse did, too.
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Postby KaijuCanuck » Wed May 09, 2018 3:39 am

A film that finally answers the question of where Godzilla’s junk is.
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Postby Maritonic » Wed May 09, 2018 4:34 am

Just look at the Godzilla 2 and Kong vs. Godzilla Speculation threads; you'll see PLENTY of godawful ideas.
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Postby HedorahGrabber » Wed May 09, 2018 6:44 am

A film about some dude's OC beating the living hell out of all classic TOHO monsters.
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Postby Zarm » Wed May 09, 2018 6:51 am

A Godzilla vs. King Kong film where both of them have been billed as heroes and defenders and one of them definitively loses to the other.

Oh yeah, I went there.
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Re: Worst Ideas For The Godzilla Franchise

Postby kamilleblu » Wed May 09, 2018 8:31 am

Living Corpse wrote:That and GMK was vague about the war crimes in the Pacific Godzilla and the ghosts were seeking to punish Japan (and the world) for but we all know they are saying the skreeonked up poop that happened in WW2 like Unit 731 without actually saying it. Obviously they kept it vague since the film is still aimed at everyone, including young children.

I wouldn't be surprised if this is one of the things Kaneko and Toho vehemently disagreed over. Toho, at that time especially, staunchly believed Godzilla's primary audience should be children and didn't want anything to threaten that. Obviously the war crimes are an extremely sensitive subject in Japan and Kaneko probably had some tight restrictions placed on him about how far he could go with it. While GMK is still one of the best Godzilla films, the entire affair screams compromise and Kaneko admitted he wasn't entirely satisfied from the get go if I'm not mistaken.

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Postby kingkevzilla88 » Wed May 09, 2018 9:52 am

A romantic comedy.


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