Merchandise you wish existed

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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby Kaijunator » Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:52 pm

edgaguirus wrote:It'd be nice if we had kaiju greeting cards. A Fathers day card showing Godzilla and Minya huddled in the snow, for example.

A Father's Day Godzilla card does exist! I got two of them, one for me to keep and one for my dad. It's got the Showa Godzilla using his atomic ray on the inside. IDR what the front looks like and what was written inside the card. They wrote something about lighting all your candles at once.

Or was that a birthday card? I can't remember. I know of the 2014 cards, I bought one of them, but I haven't found the Showa Goji card again.
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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby LegendZilla » Wed Apr 10, 2019 1:39 am

Here’s another idea, figures made of graphene. Don’t know what it is? Look it up.
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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby SoggyNoodles2016 » Wed Apr 10, 2019 4:35 am

LegendZilla wrote:Here’s another idea, figures made of graphene. Don’t know what it is? Look it up.


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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby GodzillaBurgh » Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:06 am

I would love to get either a G-FORCE or JXSDF hat. I only wish they were more available.
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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby Manuelito Canelito » Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:09 am

12 inch tall kaiju figures with NECA/SH Monsterarts level of articulation
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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby Gerdzerl » Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:46 am

1:1 film accurate figures, with no inaccuracies at all whatsoever.

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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby SoggyNoodles2016 » Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:29 am

Gerdzerl wrote:1:1 film accurate figures, with no inaccuracies at all whatsoever.


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fanofstuff wrote:You mean to tell me that you don't see two crabs and think "Yeah, combined they can take on God"?


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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby GoWhaleTours » Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:38 am

Giant size Ghidorah, Mothra, and Rodan.

Like the jakks 24 inch Goji.
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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby UltramanGoji » Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:16 am

SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:
Gerdzerl wrote:1:1 film accurate figures, with no inaccuracies at all whatsoever.


X Plus says hi.


More than a few X-PLUS figures have inaccuracies, but yeah that's the best we're ever going to get.
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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby Noble Saber » Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:32 am

SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:
LegendZilla wrote:Here’s another idea, figures made of graphene. Don’t know what it is? Look it up.


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what.

Why?

Ahahaha dude this is skreeonking great.
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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby MechaGoji Bro7503 » Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:57 am

Black Hole Planet 3 alien helmets from TOMG, made out of graphene :lol:
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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby GodzillaRangerPrime » Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:02 pm

Super articulated Godzilla (1998) figure from either SH Monsterarts or NECA
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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby JAGzilla » Thu Apr 11, 2019 12:28 am

Better, more durable S.H. Monsterarts figures of every noteworthy kaiju out there. And they'd be like $10. Free would be ideal, obviously, but I feel like I'm reaching way too far as it is...

Okay, fine, I'll settle for some well-executed non-Godzillas from NECA, prominently including '68 Anguirus, '72 Gigan, Megalon, Legendary Kong, The Big One, and both MUTOs. That doesn't seem too far beyond the realm of possibility, right?
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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby LSD Jellyfish » Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:04 pm

A modern line of all 10” Bandai figures of every single Godzilla monster, similar to the Ultra 500 line. They don’t need to be the most detailed thing ever, but I just wish we had nice vinyls of monsters like Manda, kumonga, Varan, that are easily purchasable and accessible for everyone.
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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby Maritonic » Fri Apr 12, 2019 5:42 am

LSD Jellyfish wrote:A modern line of all 10” Bandai figures of every single Godzilla monster, similar to the Ultra 500 line. They don’t need to be the most detailed thing ever, but I just wish we had nice vinyls of monsters like Manda, kumonga, Varan, that are easily purchasable and accessible for everyone.


Yes, 100% agreed with this. I would love to see some of the kaiju that don't get released as often, released in a form that's more accessible. It would be a dream come true.
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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby SoggyNoodles2016 » Sat Apr 13, 2019 10:23 am

JAGzilla wrote:Better, more durable S.H. Monsterarts figures of every noteworthy kaiju out there. And they'd be like $10. Free would be ideal, obviously, but I feel like I'm reaching way too far as it is...

Okay, fine, I'll settle for some well-executed non-Godzillas from NECA, prominently including '68 Anguirus, '72 Gigan, Megalon, Legendary Kong, The Big One, and both MUTOs. That doesn't seem too far beyond the realm of possibility, right?


oh boy yeah
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fanofstuff wrote:You mean to tell me that you don't see two crabs and think "Yeah, combined they can take on God"?


SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:WACKY WAVING TRANSPARENT NECK FLAILING TUBE SPACE DRAGON!!!!

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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby MikeSTZillak » Sat Apr 13, 2019 12:47 pm

A Godzilla SceneIt game.
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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby Ben Shapiro » Thu Apr 25, 2019 4:12 pm

Legendary/Warner Bros. Godzilla vs. Kong Rock-Em-Sock-Em Robots.

Mothra and Godzilla 2019 night lights.
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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby Terasawa » Thu Apr 25, 2019 4:46 pm

Not Godzilla but it would be wonderful if we could get the original Ultraman series here with the Titan Productions dub in anything other than poop quality.
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Re: Merchandise you wish existed

Postby Ben Shapiro » Fri Apr 26, 2019 6:52 pm

Subbed North American Zone Fighter release.
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