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The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:03 am
by Lain Of The Wired
*CRINGE POSTS ARE WELCOMED*

Dedicated to anything Toho related, and most importantly, cringey.
Discuss aspects of the franchises that made you cringe, this also includes fan related thingsā€¦ those are always the cringiest. :freak:
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I think the Heisei dubs are pretty cringey, especially the Godzilla & Mothra dub, yuck!
Also, the Space Amoeba dub is awfully cringey too

Also, I find anytime someone discusses Godzilla as a character, and constantly refers to him as "The King" to be pretty cringey...

Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:52 am
by Space Hunter M
Lain Of The Wired wrote:I think the Heisei dubs are pretty cringey, especially the Godzilla & Mothra dub, yuck!
Also, the Space Amoeba dub is awfully cringey too

This thread is pretty cringrey.

There's also a fairly long YouTube Poop series called SpongeBob SquarePants Terror of Mechagodzilla:
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:55 am
by GalacticPetey
Debates over Godzilla's feet were definitely a low point for the fanbase.

Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 4:02 am
by Space Hunter M
Gotta love the YouTube toy battle fandom:
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:12 am
by GodzillaFanatic2001
GalacticPetey wrote:Debates over Godzilla's feet were definitely a low point for the fanbase.


Can you post a link to this topic or something, I would love to read through it!

Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 8:35 am
by LegendZilla
I feel like cringing every time somebody ostracizes the Heisei series for its overabundance of beam-battles, or not being smart enough to figure out that Godzilla was never really erased from history as a result of time-travel.

Seriously, I would not be surprised if there's any of you out there who actually celebrated the death of Koichi Kawakita.

Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:44 am
by Kaiju-King42
-The infamous tail-slide
-Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster's grand puppet duel that took up 90% of the Godzilla vs Rodan fight... ugh. X_X
-King Kong's suits. Both of them.
-"KOOOOONG! PUT ME BACK ON THE SHIP KOOOOONG! I EAT AND I SLEEP ON THIS SHIP! KOOOOOOONG! KING KOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!" Jesus skreeonk my titties, that scene goes on forever...
-The horse in FCTW
-Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster's alternate dimension pseudoscience
-And on that note, Dr. Yamane thinking that the Jurassic Period was 2 million years ago
-And Rodan apparently being a member of the snake family :lol:
-That scene in EHotD when Godzilla is lusting over a human female
-Some of the cartoony looking Dogora tentacles drawn on the film
-Or the cartoony looking Gezora tentacles...
-When the top half of the Gezora suit just about falls off
-The entirety of Godzilla's Revenge
-The little doll people during Gigan's rampage
-The flying Ghidorah model from GvG
-The "talking" Godzilla and Anguirus
-A lot of Godzilla vs Megalon, but it's sorta endearing...
-The Anguirus tail slam in GvMG, where you can see the strings as clear as day
-The overly long King Caesar song
-The aliens needing a human to rebuild THEIR robot
-Some of the matt effects in ToMG that makes it look like the monsters are waist deep in the ground. And a thousand meters tall.
-Titano's anti-gravity super kick!

Phew. I'll do Heisei and Millenium in my next post.

Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 10:06 am
by godzillalives88
I cringe when some fans don't count the two American films in the tally, and say there's just 28 Godzilla films. It's fine to qualify your count by saying there's 28 Toho films and 2 American films, but there's still 30 Godzilla films. There's no way around it. Their criteria seems to be that it has to be made by Toho and feature a guy in a suit to "count." However, Toho owns both American films, and their next film appears to phase out the suit altogether (while still using some practical effects) so what's your point?

Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 11:44 am
by Lain Of The Wired
LegendZilla wrote:I feel like cringing every time somebody ostracizes the Heisei series for its overabundance of beam-battles

It's not our fault they suck poop dude

Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 12:53 pm
by LegendZilla
Lain Of The Wired wrote:
LegendZilla wrote:I feel like cringing every time somebody ostracizes the Heisei series for its overabundance of beam-battles

It's not our fault they suck poop dude


Yeah because everyone knows the Showa series was so flawless.

Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 12:57 pm
by Tyrant_Lizard_King
The obvious dolls in War of the Gargantua and Frankenstein Conquers the World
The end of Godzilla (2014)
Numerous special effects shots in King Kong vs Godzilla
The overlong chant to resurrect King Ceasar. The song itself ain't bad it just carries on for way too skreeonking long.
Godzilla flying
The over complicated theory about the creation of Earth in the American version of Godzilla Raids Again
The hobo in The Return of Godzilla. Luckily the American edit cuts a lot of his scenes out of the film.
The crappy CG computer sequence in Godzilla X Megaguirus.

Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 12:59 pm
by kamilleblu
Kaiju-King42 wrote:The infamous tail-slide

It would have been much better had Godzilla only did it once.

Kaiju-King42 wrote:Some of the matt effects in ToMG that makes it look like the monsters are waist deep in the ground. And a thousand meters tall.

This always got me. Those scenes were just jarring.

Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 1:23 pm
by GIGAN05
A huge chunk of Godzilla Vs Hedorah.

I have tried watching it time and time again (Both Eng & Jap), but my hatred for that movie never wanes. The only thing's I enjoy about it are Hedorah it'self and The Flying Scene.

Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 1:37 pm
by Lain Of The Wired
LegendZilla wrote:
Lain Of The Wired wrote:
LegendZilla wrote:I feel like cringing every time somebody ostracizes the Heisei series for its overabundance of beam-battles

It's not our fault they suck poop dude


Yeah because everyone knows the Showa series was so flawless.

A lot more flawless than the Heisei series ;)

Deadzilla's stuff was pretty cringey

Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:12 pm
by Space Hunter M
Lain Of The Wired wrote:Deadzilla's stuff was pretty cringey

"You'll just have to pay and see it...just hope that it doesn't escape."

Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:17 pm
by UltramanGoji
Dick measuring contests over the quality of the different eras. It's pretty pathetic honestly.

Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:26 pm
by Kaiju-King42
Lain Of The Wired wrote:
LegendZilla wrote:
Lain Of The Wired wrote:It's not our fault they suck poop dude


Yeah because everyone knows the Showa series was so flawless.

A lot more flawless than the Heisei series ;)


Come on now, guys. Opinions and assholes, remember?


Anyway, time to update my first post with the Heisei and Millennium series!

-The Shockirus puppet, in a few shots
-Godzilla being lured away with... birdsong? :?
-"Hey kids, what did you dream of toda-" *cue a hundred crayon drawings* "GADZILLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! :godzilla:"
-GvKG's bluescreen effects
-Emmy
-M-11 running
-"You can tell your son about it when he grows up, Major Spielberg!"
-"A giant dinosaw is attak'n our booooooooys!"
-"A dinosaur? Waaat?"
-"Yeah! Take that you dinosaur!"
-The Dorats. The mother skreeonking Dorats.
-"Hey Teresawa, I know we were gonna skreeonk and all, but I'm actually your ancestor!"
-The pointless Shindo scene
-Ghidorah in general in that movie
-"WHaT's hAPPeNINg TO Our PLAnET????"
-"NIIIIIIIIIICE!"
-"I don't caaare! I DON'T CAAAARE!"
-"THE ENGINE ROOM IS ON FIA!"
-The magical singing plants
-Yuki's butt
-Godzilla's tail falling off
-Destoroyah has wheels!?!?!
-"WHAT RADIOACTIVITY!"
-A good chunk of the ROM Trilogy
-HA! GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! KATAGIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
-The CGI Godzilla swimming in Godzilla 2000
-Megaguirus's strings
-Some of the CGI in GMK
-*shoots the wrong monster* "Ha! A hit!"
-Minya's scenes in FW
-"GIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! RIIIIIIIISE!"
-The New York scene with the cop and the gangster
-The Vancouver scene with the fat chocolate covered kid throwing toys in the fire
-The "standoff" between Minya and Godzilla

Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:31 pm
by GIGAN05
UltramanGoji wrote:Dick measuring contests over the quality of the different eras. It's pretty pathetic honestly.


THANK YOU, SOMEONE SAID IT.

Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:18 pm
by Dillyziller
Monsterarts thread.

Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:32 pm
by Space Hunter M
Dillyziller wrote:Monsterarts thread.

Toy collectors period.