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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Gigantis » Tue Jun 02, 2020 5:13 pm

IDK, man. Honestly i don't think it was that bad. Although, i swear some of the scenes where different.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby G2000 » Tue Jun 02, 2020 6:00 pm

CrimsonBloodX wrote:When I was in elementary school, I was given homework for math class. The homework was that I had to make up a scenario on random stuff, draw it and make it math-related. In my case, I decided to make it about Godzilla. so I drew Godzilla attacking the city and fighting off the military. It was like this:

"Godzilla had lit 5 buildings on fire, swapped down 3 helicopters and crushed on 4 tanks. In total, Godzilla had destroyed 12 things."

I'm sure that wasn't exactly what I wrote, but it was something similar to that. I don't remember the grade I got from that. Whenever I think about that homework, I mostly laugh because of how stupid it was.


I did dumb stuff like that a couple times too
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby VoyagerGoji » Tue Jun 02, 2020 7:04 pm

How about that one Godzilla-Hero Music Video that got millions of views?

Also there were lots of Skillet ones like Monster.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Kaiju-Killer 751 » Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:53 am

VoyagerGoji wrote:How about that one Godzilla-Hero Music Video that got millions of views?

Also there were lots of Skillet ones like Monster.


I know exactly what you're talking about; There's tons of 'AMVs' in a manner of speaking of these things. Some are good, some are okay, but many are just...eggghhh.

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Breakdown » Wed Jun 03, 2020 7:38 pm

Good god, I remember Linkin Park Godzilla music videos and tributes were everywhere on YouTube back in the day and most of them where utter poop. The songs didn't even fit the characters they were trying to associate them with.
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Postby _JNavs_ » Wed Jun 03, 2020 7:51 pm

Godzilla AMVs were the bees knees during Godzilla's ten year retirement.
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Postby VoyagerGoji » Wed Jun 03, 2020 7:53 pm

_JNavs_ wrote:Godzilla AMVs were the bees knees during Godzilla's ten year retirement.


Couldn’t have put it better.
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Postby Terasawa » Wed Jun 03, 2020 7:59 pm

Breakdown wrote:Good god, I remember Linkin Park Godzilla music videos and tributes were everywhere on YouTube back in the day and most of them where utter poop. The songs didn't even fit the characters they were trying to associate them with.


I too am guilty of making a LP Godzilla video (thankfully lost to time—this was pre-YouTube) but at least I tried to juxtapose the lyrics with the visuals. It was “With You”, with clips from Godzilla vs Destoroyah, to symbolize Godzilla’s loss of Jr.

But in my defense Hybrid Theory was new and I was a preteen and I did it for a web contest. Still cringe though.
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Postby MinorBone Good » Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:04 pm

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Breakdown wrote:Good god, I remember Linkin Park Godzilla music videos and tributes were everywhere on YouTube back in the day and most of them where utter poop. The songs didn't even fit the characters they were trying to associate them with.


I too am guilty of making a LP Godzilla video (thankfully lost to time—this was pre-YouTube) but at least I tried to juxtapose the lyrics with the visuals. It was “With You”, with clips from Godzilla vs Destoroyah, to symbolize Godzilla’s loss of Jr.

But in my defense Hybrid Theory was new and I was a preteen and I did it for a web contest. Still cringe though.


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Postby goji89 » Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:20 pm

You people are horrible...... Good Lord.
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Postby LSD Jellyfish » Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:30 pm

I did something really cringe last year, and I have been meaning to get it off my chest. I went to a bar and got really drunk with this guy who likes Godzilla. We were really bombed, so he pulled out a phone and started showing me these photos he took at a Godzilla event in Tokyo. Anyways, one of the photos was the Fire Rodan suit. From the lighting and blurriness of the photo, I thought Rodan was blue (one of those is the dress black and blue or gold and white situations). I made a long forum post and thread about finding a blue Rodan suit. Turns out we were just both really drunk and due to my Japanese not being so good at that time I misunderstood.

No one really called me out for it, but I felt bad anyways.
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Postby Gigantis » Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:56 pm

LSD Jellyfish wrote:I did something really cringe last year, and I have been meaning to get it off my chest. I went to a bar and got really drunk with this guy who likes Godzilla. We were really bombed, so he pulled out a phone and started showing me these photos he took at a Godzilla event in Tokyo. Anyways, one of the photos was the Fire Rodan suit. From the lighting and blurriness of the photo, I thought Rodan was blue (one of those is the dress black and blue or gold and white situations). I made a long forum post and thread about finding a blue Rodan suit. Turns out we were just both really drunk and due to my Japanese not being so good at that time I misunderstood.

No one really called me out for it, but I felt bad anyways.


I mean, it did look blue. Sure it was more of a lighting trick than just being drunk.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby goji89 » Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:00 pm

I can't take it anymore....... I gotta say it.

I once drew Godzilla breathing out actual fire rather than a mist or beam......... Oh God!
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Postby G2000 » Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:06 pm

Terasawa wrote:I too am guilty of making a LP Godzilla video (thankfully lost to time—this was pre-YouTube) but at least I tried to juxtapose the lyrics with the visuals. It was “With You”, with clips from Godzilla vs Destoroyah, to symbolize Godzilla’s loss of Jr.

But in my defense Hybrid Theory was new and I was a preteen and I did it for a web contest. Still cringe though.


I get everyone was young and stupid at some point but I wouldn’t have expected an AMV from you of all people
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Postby Terasawa » Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:09 pm

G2000 wrote:I get everyone was young and stupid at some point but I wouldn’t have expected an AMV from you of all people


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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby eabaker » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:11 am

I made a Godzilla music video for - how surprising is this? - Blue Oyster Cult's "Godzilla" when I was in high school. However, this was before digital editing software, so I was cutting straight VHS to VHS.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Kaiju-Killer 751 » Thu Jun 04, 2020 10:51 am

LSD Jellyfish wrote:I did something really cringe last year, and I have been meaning to get it off my chest. I went to a bar and got really drunk with this guy who likes Godzilla. We were really bombed, so he pulled out a phone and started showing me these photos he took at a Godzilla event in Tokyo. Anyways, one of the photos was the Fire Rodan suit. From the lighting and blurriness of the photo, I thought Rodan was blue (one of those is the dress black and blue or gold and white situations). I made a long forum post and thread about finding a blue Rodan suit. Turns out we were just both really drunk and due to my Japanese not being so good at that time I misunderstood.

No one really called me out for it, but I felt bad anyways.



Well, I mean

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There almost WAS a Blue Rodan, plus I think there's a few (possibly unofficial) toys or vinyls too

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Postby KingKong2005 » Thu Jun 04, 2020 1:53 pm

goji89 wrote:I can't take it anymore....... I gotta say it.

I once drew Godzilla breathing out actual fire rather than a mist or beam......... Oh God!

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I made a lot of AMV's for Godzilla and King Kong when I was in 5th grade, but they're just so...bad. Like, the songs aren't metal or rock at most times, rather something like Don't You Worry Child by Sweedish House Mafia! what?!! The worst part is that I recorded the footage by using an iPad and using this awesome app to literally record footage from YouTube, pause, and the record more footage. aaaghhh X_X
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby DirektorSplennic » Thu Jun 04, 2020 1:58 pm

Terasawa wrote:
Breakdown wrote:Good god, I remember Linkin Park Godzilla music videos and tributes were everywhere on YouTube back in the day and most of them where utter poop. The songs didn't even fit the characters they were trying to associate them with.


I too am guilty of making a LP Godzilla video (thankfully lost to time—this was pre-YouTube) but at least I tried to juxtapose the lyrics with the visuals. It was “With You”, with clips from Godzilla vs Destoroyah, to symbolize Godzilla’s loss of Jr.

But in my defense Hybrid Theory was new and I was a preteen and I did it for a web contest. Still cringe though.

But did you win the contest?
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Terasawa » Thu Jun 04, 2020 2:01 pm

DirektorSplennic wrote:
Terasawa wrote:I too am guilty of making a LP Godzilla video (thankfully lost to time—this was pre-YouTube) but at least I tried to juxtapose the lyrics with the visuals. It was “With You”, with clips from Godzilla vs Destoroyah, to symbolize Godzilla’s loss of Jr.

But in my defense Hybrid Theory was new and I was a preteen and I did it for a web contest. Still cringe though.

But did you win the contest?


Lmao

I was the runner up. I forget what the first place prize was, and it was probably insignificant, but I think second place must have been “get to someday say you finished second in a Godzilla music video contest”.

IIRC this was for the Godzilla Stomp/Gary’s Godzilla Page website, may it forever Rest In Peace. Or maybe the original Maser City. I guess I’ve blocked some of those memories.
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