The Godzilla Cringe Thread

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Fish Cakes » Sun Sep 29, 2019 2:17 pm

Smuggers wrote:r/Godzilla is basically that old "When I Saw The Showa Movie's white My Friend's They seid WTF is This Your showing Me to Men Fighting In suit's they found At party city Butt" post from here but turned into an actual community.

That meme was from here? Neat. Also, good analogy.

What would you consider Sunstone? Was it ever even relevant in the community? So many children. Like, legit 8 year olds as I recall. I really hope all those kids are okay. A ban would have been healthier for them I think.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby UltramanGoji » Sun Sep 29, 2019 3:40 pm

Sunstone was a circlejerk full of giant egos, crappy monsters and crappier attitudes.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Fish Cakes » Sun Sep 29, 2019 5:23 pm

UltramanGoji wrote:Sunstone was a circlejerk full of giant egos, crappy monsters and crappier attitudes.

Sounds right. Would you believe that was my introduction to the Kaiju fanbase? So many poop monsters, almost all of them were some sort of "giant animal with exaggerated trait or added elemental power" iirc. Barely any originality from absolutely anyone there and a few members there would completely drown out actual discussion to jack off their DeviantArt-tier OCs. Discussion of the indie game that was supposed to be developed was one of the least important topics to those asshats. Then the cards poop, chimp outs over the no ban policy, that "shoutbox" thing, what a horrid forum.

At least it was active though. qq
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Genjira Overwatch » Mon Sep 30, 2019 7:41 am

Stg if somebody makes a Kong: Skull Island version of that dumb,cringe to the bone "Uh-OH, sTInkY, pOOP" meme I will toss myself out my window and fall onto the heckin' dirt patch outside my room, pick myself up, and run away screaming... That is all.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Fish Cakes » Mon Sep 30, 2019 10:00 am

Genjira Overwatch wrote:Stg if somebody makes a Kong: Skull Island version of that dumb,cringe to the bone "Uh-OH, sTInkY, pOOP" meme I will toss myself out my window and fall onto the heckin' dirt patch outside my room, pick myself up, and run away screaming... That is all.

I haven't heard of this meme nor is Kong Skull Island relevant to the internet anymore. This comes across as "haha, please do this, I'll give an epic reaction if you do! xD"
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby DirektorSplennic » Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:30 pm

Here's some fresh fan art disease for ya'll: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/imag ... 1FGs0joFbI
Shin Gabara wrote:That's . . . quite the, uh-hum, specialty item.

#Ghidildo

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby HedorahIsBestGirl » Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:49 pm

DirektorSplennic wrote:Here's some fresh fan art disease for ya'll: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/imag ... 1FGs0joFbI

I want to cleanse my eyes.

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Fish Cakes » Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:53 pm

DirektorSplennic wrote:Here's some fresh fan art disease for ya'll: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/imag ... 1FGs0joFbI

That's tamer than a lamb on heroin, the skreeonk?
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby DirektorSplennic » Tue Oct 01, 2019 12:37 pm

Fish Cakes wrote:
DirektorSplennic wrote:Here's some fresh fan art disease for ya'll: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/imag ... 1FGs0joFbI

That's tamer than a lamb on heroin, the skreeonk?

Come again?
Shin Gabara wrote:That's . . . quite the, uh-hum, specialty item.

#Ghidildo

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Fish Cakes » Tue Oct 01, 2019 1:25 pm

DirektorSplennic wrote:
Fish Cakes wrote:That's tamer than a lamb on heroin, the skreeonk?

Come again?

I'm saying that's more mild than a jalapeño.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby DirektorSplennic » Tue Oct 01, 2019 3:48 pm

Fish Cakes wrote:
DirektorSplennic wrote:
Fish Cakes wrote:That's tamer than a lamb on heroin, the skreeonk?

Come again?

I'm saying that's more mild than a jalapeño.

Hey man, disease is disease. I'll gladly find something worse if you want :lol:
Shin Gabara wrote:That's . . . quite the, uh-hum, specialty item.

#Ghidildo

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby ManuJM1997 » Tue Oct 01, 2019 4:19 pm

DirektorSplennic wrote:
Fish Cakes wrote:
DirektorSplennic wrote:Come again?

I'm saying that's more mild than a jalapeño.

Hey man, disease is disease. I'll gladly find something worse if you want :lol:


Oh you poor innocent rascal.

You clearly have a lot to learn on the horrors of the Internet if you think that deserves being called disease.

That's at worst a mild cold compared with the cancer out there
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gottatalktothefake wrote:Ahhh the Godzilla vs Kong thread, my favorite place to discuss A Quiet Place

I know, right? There's like a whole page dedicated to it! I sure am glad I stumbled into the Godzilla vs Kong thread out of idle curiosity, I was beginning to think I'd never find a place to talk about A Quiet Place. Maybe they should just cancel GvK altogether so we can all go see A Quiet Place 2 and discuss that here come March 2020?

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby DirektorSplennic » Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:20 pm

ManuJM1997 wrote:
DirektorSplennic wrote:
Fish Cakes wrote:I'm saying that's more mild than a jalapeño.

Hey man, disease is disease. I'll gladly find something worse if you want :lol:


Oh you poor innocent rascal.

You clearly have a lot to learn on the horrors of the Internet if you think that deserves being called disease.

That's at worst a mild cold compared with the cancer out there

Then please, grace me with your divine horrors. I wish to learn.
Shin Gabara wrote:That's . . . quite the, uh-hum, specialty item.

#Ghidildo

MrRockett wrote:Late to this quote but if that turd burglar ever even made any threatening comments to me I’d find him and hammer him through the floor, go to the kitchen and have his mom make me lunch then set her up on a date with some Hells Angels so she doesn’t have to endure the shame that came out of her womb on YouTube...

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby tyrantgoji » Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:21 pm

DirektorSplennic wrote:
ManuJM1997 wrote:
DirektorSplennic wrote:Hey man, disease is disease. I'll gladly find something worse if you want :lol:


Oh you poor innocent rascal.

You clearly have a lot to learn on the horrors of the Internet if you think that deserves being called disease.

That's at worst a mild cold compared with the cancer out there

Then please, grace me with your divine horrors. I wish to learn.


I mean the kaiju girl stuff on DeviantART just sucks no doubt about that.

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

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tyrantgoji wrote:
DirektorSplennic wrote:
ManuJM1997 wrote:
Oh you poor innocent rascal.

You clearly have a lot to learn on the horrors of the Internet if you think that deserves being called disease.

That's at worst a mild cold compared with the cancer out there

Then please, grace me with your divine horrors. I wish to learn.


I mean the kaiju girl stuff on DeviantART just sucks no doubt about that.

But they're right. It's child's play compared to what's out there. We must go deeper.
Shin Gabara wrote:That's . . . quite the, uh-hum, specialty item.

#Ghidildo

MrRockett wrote:Late to this quote but if that turd burglar ever even made any threatening comments to me I’d find him and hammer him through the floor, go to the kitchen and have his mom make me lunch then set her up on a date with some Hells Angels so she doesn’t have to endure the shame that came out of her womb on YouTube...

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby LSD Jellyfish » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:35 pm

Honestly stuff that is intentionally shocking/sexual is way less bothersome to me then stuff that is not intended to be ironic and is made in earnest.

I do hate Kaiju Girls though, and sort of despise some of the Ultra Stuff that has been made to cater to otakus.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby HedorahIsBestGirl » Wed Oct 02, 2019 8:18 am

LSD Jellyfish wrote:Honestly stuff that is intentionally shocking/sexual is way less bothersome to me then stuff that is not intended to be ironic and is made in earnest.

I do hate Kaiju Girls though, and sort of despise some of the Ultra Stuff that has been made to cater to otakus.


I'm with you on that. We've all stumbled on some nasty ass Godzilla porn over the years of fan art browsing. Stuff like the above picture (just really badly made fan art) is a lot worse to me. And yeah, skreeonk Kaiju Girls. I discovered that one when I was way too young and it disturbed me.

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby DirektorSplennic » Wed Oct 02, 2019 1:51 pm

LSD Jellyfish wrote:Honestly stuff that is intentionally shocking/sexual is way less bothersome to me then stuff that is not intended to be ironic and is made in earnest.

I do hate Kaiju Girls though, and sort of despise some of the Ultra Stuff that has been made to cater to otakus.

I don't think I've ever agreed with you more on something. There's a difference between Mothra inflation that's meant to shock and make fun of the infaltion fetish, and then there is genuine Mothra inflation *shudder*.
Shin Gabara wrote:That's . . . quite the, uh-hum, specialty item.

#Ghidildo

MrRockett wrote:Late to this quote but if that turd burglar ever even made any threatening comments to me I’d find him and hammer him through the floor, go to the kitchen and have his mom make me lunch then set her up on a date with some Hells Angels so she doesn’t have to endure the shame that came out of her womb on YouTube...

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Fish Cakes » Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:46 pm

DirektorSplennic wrote:I don't think I've ever agreed with you more on something. There's a difference between Mothra inflation that's meant to shock and make fun of the infaltion fetish, and then there is genuine Mothra inflation *shudder*.

How the skreeonk does that even work? Are people aware how fetishists high-function?
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby ManuJM1997 » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:35 pm

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...Why?
Just, why?
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gottatalktothefake wrote:Ahhh the Godzilla vs Kong thread, my favorite place to discuss A Quiet Place

I know, right? There's like a whole page dedicated to it! I sure am glad I stumbled into the Godzilla vs Kong thread out of idle curiosity, I was beginning to think I'd never find a place to talk about A Quiet Place. Maybe they should just cancel GvK altogether so we can all go see A Quiet Place 2 and discuss that here come March 2020?


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