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AllosaurHell wrote:People who complain about Scylla and insist that Kumonga should have been in KOTM instead, Kumonga is literally just a giant tarantula and nowhere near as interesting as a spider-crab-squid thing that shoots liquid nitrogen, why people hate Scylla and prefer Kumonga is beyond me.
I'm sure if Scylla had more that cameos in the film, it would get more respect. Kumonga is a great monster, but nostalgia aside, it's nice to get new kaiju now and then.
...it’s a big CGI monster that has less then a minute of screen time, that came out in the latest film, versus a monster that has been around for 50 years, been in multiple movies and things like the comics.
Exactly. Put Scylla in a comic book or another movie, and it will get more love.
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I want to know where I can find the most edgiest Godzilla fanart/OC that exists. I'm on a mission.
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DirektorSplennic wrote:I want to know where I can find the most edgiest Godzilla fanart/OC that exists. I'm on a mission.
https://www.tohokingdom.com/concept_art ... zilla4.htm
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Living Corpse wrote:
DirektorSplennic wrote:I want to know where I can find the most edgiest Godzilla fanart/OC that exists. I'm on a mission.
https://www.tohokingdom.com/concept_art ... zilla4.htm
I was hoping for something involving Gigan 2004, but damn. That's e d g y.
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DirektorSplennic wrote:I want to know where I can find the most edgiest Godzilla fanart/OC that exists. I'm on a mission.
Pretty much all of the Gigan Species Alternate Homeworld page can fit this but this guy definitely takes the cake, at least in design:

http://gigaleo.com/althw/dtrajan.html
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UltramanGoji wrote:
DirektorSplennic wrote:I want to know where I can find the most edgiest Godzilla fanart/OC that exists. I'm on a mission.
Pretty much all of the Gigan Species Alternate Homeworld page can fit this but this guy definitely takes the cake, at least in design:

http://gigaleo.com/althw/dtrajan.html
I like that you just had this on hand

“Gaiganny” sounds like a grandparent or an alternative sexuality
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G2000 wrote: I like that you just had this on hand
It's a recurring joke in my Discord group. It's the best worst thing ever.
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“Gaiganny” sounds like a grandparent or an alternative sexuality
Oh it's worse, it's a female mate for Gigan.
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UltramanGoji wrote:
DirektorSplennic wrote:I want to know where I can find the most edgiest Godzilla fanart/OC that exists. I'm on a mission.
Pretty much all of the Gigan Species Alternate Homeworld page can fit this but this guy definitely takes the cake, at least in design:

http://gigaleo.com/althw/dtrajan.html
I gotta be careful not to cut myself on all this Ȅ̷̫ ̸̙͔͐D̶͉̑͠ ̷͇̉̓G̶̝̳̽̓ ̶͍́̽͜E̵̙͝
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Shin Gabara wrote:That's . . . quite the, uh-hum, specialty item.

#Ghidildo
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Imagine being such a piece of poop you think someone should slowly suffer and die because they're making it harder for you to buy children's dinosaur toys.

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There’s always this strange weird fan-fic that’s completely unrecognizable to what the franchise or source material ever was.
_JNavs_ wrote:The MV is like cheap imitation crabmeat, it tastes good, but it isn't real, while Shin is kino peak Japanese performance.
Rodan95 wrote:The Shobijin are sat on by a fatass explorer and killed. Mothra is pissed and destroys Japan.

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Kiryu and Gigan 2004 seem to get the most when it comes to the ḛ̴͝d̸̟̋ḡ̷̟è̷͉ treatment. Kinda a shame because I like those incarnations a lot.
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Fun fact: there are 35 Godzilla movies but you wouldn’t know that if your exposure to the franchise was r/Godzilla.
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Terasawa wrote:Fun fact: there are 35 Godzilla movies but you wouldn’t know that if your exposure to the franchise was r/Godzilla.
“Toho? What sort of Titan is that?”
_JNavs_ wrote:The MV is like cheap imitation crabmeat, it tastes good, but it isn't real, while Shin is kino peak Japanese performance.
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Terasawa wrote:Fun fact: there are 35 Godzilla movies but you wouldn’t know that if your exposure to the franchise was r/Godzilla.
35, what do you mean? There's DAE '98, Godzilla: Infinity War, THE ORIGINAL IS MASTERPIECE UNLIKE MY BASIC OPINION, Shin Nationalist Propaganda, lol monsterverse, lol monsterverse 2: Kevin meme boogaloo, jet jaguar vs funny dropkick xD, Godzilla vs Fedorah, DAE cry when heisei Godzilla dies? :(, Minya looks dumb unlike me, Godzilla vs Stupid Munky Who Should Have Lost! That's the entire franchise.
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On a side note, I watched Rebirth of Mothra 1+2 last night, and while the latter was super full, both films were exceptionally magical and innocent.
_JNavs_ wrote:The MV is like cheap imitation crabmeat, it tastes good, but it isn't real, while Shin is kino peak Japanese performance.
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Fish Cakes wrote:
Terasawa wrote:Fun fact: there are 35 Godzilla movies but you wouldn’t know that if your exposure to the franchise was r/Godzilla.
35, what do you mean? There's DAE '98, Godzilla: Infinity War, THE ORIGINAL IS MASTERPIECE UNLIKE MY BASIC OPINION, Shin Nationalist Propaganda, lol monsterverse, lol monsterverse 2: Kevin meme boogaloo, jet jaguar vs funny dropkick xD, Godzilla vs Fedorah, DAE cry when heisei Godzilla dies? :(, Minya looks dumb unlike me, Godzilla vs Stupid Munky Who Should Have Lost! That's the entire franchise.
I swear this is how everyone there acts. Why do people say we'rethe messed up ones? :lol:
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tyrantgoji wrote:I swear this is how everyone there acts. Why do people say we'rethe messed up ones? :lol:
To be fair (and reasonable), quite a few people here act the same way from what I've seen. Definitely less a kid-filled mess though. I'd rank both higher than Sunstone at least. Oh man, that place was BAD.
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r/Godzilla is basically that old "When I Saw The Showa Movie's white My Friend's They seid WTF is This Your showing Me to Men Fighting In suit's they found At party city Butt" post from here but turned into an actual community.
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