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KingKong2005 wrote:Wait, what? What the hell is this? What is she doing? Why are they so big? What the hell is happening here?
Someone's fetish. Could be worse.
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Fish Cakes wrote:
KingKong2005 wrote:Wait, what? What the hell is this? What is she doing? Why are they so big? What the hell is happening here?
Someone's fetish. Could be worse.
I would just like to say that this is nOt my fetish. I was merely a victim of seeing this horrible image firsthand.
Shin Gabara wrote:That's . . . quite the, uh-hum, specialty item.

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DirektorSplennic wrote:I would just like to say that this is nOt my fetish. I was merely a victim of seeing this horrible image firsthand.
I uh, never said or implied it was. Now I think it is though and you're using this as an excuse to post it. :shrug:

All good, like I said, could be much worse.
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I’ve seen worse
_JNavs_ wrote:The MV is like cheap imitation crabmeat, it tastes good, but it isn't real, while Shin is kino peak Japanese performance.
Rodan95 wrote:The Shobijin are sat on by a fatass explorer and killed. Mothra is pissed and destroys Japan.

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LSD Jellyfish wrote:I’ve seen worse
I am the fetish.

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DirektorSplennic wrote:
Fish Cakes wrote:
KingKong2005 wrote:Wait, what? What the hell is this? What is she doing? Why are they so big? What the hell is happening here?
Someone's fetish. Could be worse.
I would just like to say that this is nOt my fetish. I was merely a victim of seeing this horrible image firsthand.
Hahaha, I literally don't even know what is happening in that pic, so that's something :lol:

Dude, the Save Mothra joke is actual cringe. Even worse is when people go "I'm dead!!!" or "lmfao", like...come on -_-
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LSD Jellyfish wrote:I’ve seen worse
Same. What was posted is incredibly tame, why the defensive and chastising attitude gives me "oh yeah, hella their fetish" vibes. But that's just me. :shrug:
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Fish Cakes wrote:
LSD Jellyfish wrote:I’ve seen worse
Same. What was posted is incredibly tame, why the defensive and chastising attitude gives me "oh yeah, hella their fetish" vibes. But that's just me. :shrug:
I posted it because I thought it wasn't tame. Goddammit. Now I gotta find something worse.
Shin Gabara wrote:That's . . . quite the, uh-hum, specialty item.

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SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Imagine being such a piece of poop you think someone should slowly suffer and die because they're making it harder for you to buy children's dinosaur toys.

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DirektorSplennic wrote:
Fish Cakes wrote:
LSD Jellyfish wrote:I’ve seen worse
Same. What was posted is incredibly tame, why the defensive and chastising attitude gives me "oh yeah, hella their fetish" vibes. But that's just me. :shrug:
I posted it because I thought it wasn't tame. Goddammit. Now I gotta find something worse.
no you really don’t have to
_JNavs_ wrote:The MV is like cheap imitation crabmeat, it tastes good, but it isn't real, while Shin is kino peak Japanese performance.
Rodan95 wrote:The Shobijin are sat on by a fatass explorer and killed. Mothra is pissed and destroys Japan.

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_JNavs_ wrote:The MV is like cheap imitation crabmeat, it tastes good, but it isn't real, while Shin is kino peak Japanese performance.
Rodan95 wrote:The Shobijin are sat on by a fatass explorer and killed. Mothra is pissed and destroys Japan.

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DirektorSplennic wrote: Now I gotta find something worse.
For your sake and our own please don’t
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G2000 wrote:
DirektorSplennic wrote: Now I gotta find something worse.
For your sake and our own please don’t
Fineee. You guys are no fun.
Shin Gabara wrote:That's . . . quite the, uh-hum, specialty item.

#Ghidildo
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Imagine being such a piece of poop you think someone should slowly suffer and die because they're making it harder for you to buy children's dinosaur toys.

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DirektorSplennic wrote:
G2000 wrote:
DirektorSplennic wrote: Now I gotta find something worse.
For your sake and our own please don’t
Fineee. You guys are no fun.
O.k.........you can look up just one more. But after that you clean your room. Now have fun looking for more fetish content.

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goji89 wrote:
DirektorSplennic wrote:
G2000 wrote:
For your sake and our own please don’t
Fineee. You guys are no fun.
O.k.........you can look up just one more. But after that you clean your room. Now have fun looking for more fetish content.
You have single handedly made me not want to continue this thread with a vile picture. Congratulations, goji89.
Shin Gabara wrote:That's . . . quite the, uh-hum, specialty item.

#Ghidildo
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That thread was what inspired my previous post just linking to the Monsterverse sub-forum.
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Fish Cakes wrote:
That thread was what inspired my previous post just linking to the Monsterverse sub-forum.
You know, I kinda figured lol
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Fish Cakes wrote:
That thread was what inspired my previous post just linking to the Monsterverse sub-forum.
I gotta admit though, having DIO as Ghidorah would be flippin' hilarious, and almost kinda fitting if Godzilla gets to be Jotaro.

poop, am I actually thinking about Godzilla/Jojo crossovers? Is this what my life has come to?

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Marp wrote:I gotta admit though, having DIO as Ghidorah would be flippin' hilarious, and almost kinda fitting if Godzilla gets to be Jotaro.

poop, am I actually thinking about Godzilla/Jojo crossovers? Is this what my life has come to?
The cringe is spreading faster than we first thought, we'll have to amputate it.
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Fish Cakes wrote:The cringe is spreading faster than we first thought, we'll have to amputate it.
Not my cringe! How else will I make My Hero Academia X Five Nights at Freddy's X Boxboy fanfiction!?

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