The Godzilla Cringe Thread

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby mikelcho » Sat Aug 17, 2019 5:52 pm

KingKong2005 wrote:People that are both Godzilla and Jurassic Park fans I find know little to nothing about Godzilla. And their following is always HUGE yet full of children (Probably because their JP Fans), so of course the theory videos they make are so damn stupid and it shows they really don't know their stuff. I'm fine with Godzilla theory videos, because Legendary really has expanded the Monsterverse mythos and it's fun to speculate events that has or is going to happen within the next films, but it's only fun when everyone actually knows their stuff. Like on this website.

That Kaiju No Kami guy is pretty weird to me haha not gonna lie. There's him and this other guy with a fedora and like some puppet bird that talks, and it's suppose to be a character on the channel but it gives off some real "I'm a serial killer" vibes. With that said, Alteori is pretty annoying as well.
Kaiju no Kami is his YouTube name, so you got that one right. The other one that you mentioned is the OmniViewer (I think that that's the way that he writes it, but I'm not sure).

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Stump Feet » Sat Aug 17, 2019 6:04 pm

Hello, I’m the OmniViewer, I remember it so you don’t have to
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby _JNavs_ » Sat Aug 17, 2019 6:11 pm

Omniviewer and Kaiju No Kami lol... Their superiority vibes are through the roof lol. Omni is like a living Speak and Spell.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby LSD Jellyfish » Sat Aug 17, 2019 6:43 pm

_JNavs_ wrote:Omniviewer and Kaiju No Kami lol... Their superiority vibes are through the roof lol. Omni is like a living Speak and Spell.

Anyone who wears a Fedora unironically should not be taken seriously.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby KingKong2005 » Sat Aug 17, 2019 6:45 pm

mikelcho wrote:
KingKong2005 wrote:That Kaiju No Kami guy is pretty weird to me haha not gonna lie. There's him and this other guy with a fedora and like some puppet bird that talks, and it's suppose to be a character on the channel but it gives off some real "I'm a serial killer" vibes. With that said, Alteori is pretty annoying as well.
Kaiju no Kami is his YouTube name, so you got that one right. The other one that you mentioned is the OmniViewer (I think that that's the way that he writes it, but I'm not sure).

Ah yes, them! One of them actually pets their Godzilla toy. Like...actually pets it, like a grandma petting her kitten when she has guests over... Gotta love me some Godzilla YouTubers :lol:
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Postby DirektorSplennic » Sat Aug 17, 2019 6:52 pm

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Postby NSZ » Sat Aug 17, 2019 7:19 pm

It's times like these that I'm glad I mainly stick to watching people play video-games badly.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Living Corpse » Sat Aug 17, 2019 7:31 pm

NSZ wrote:It's times like these that I'm glad I mainly stick to watching people play video-games badly.


Why not watch them play it expertly?
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby johnboy3434 » Sat Aug 17, 2019 7:32 pm

NSZ wrote:It's times like these that I'm glad I mainly stick to watching people play video-games badly.


If you wanna try something new, I suggest speedruns. Watch people play videogames well for a change. Also, sometimes they move so fast you lose track of exactly what they just did. It's like black magic, I swear.

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby AllosaurHell » Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:38 pm

I'll take Omni and Kaiju no Kami over Alteori any damn day of the week! I literally cannot make it through a millisecond of Alteori's videos without wanting to jump out of a window like that guy in Destroy All Monsters.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby G2000 » Sat Aug 17, 2019 10:02 pm

I don't know who any of these people are
I think I remember Kaiju no Kami here before he evidently got banned
He looks pretty horrific just from the thumbnails
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Tyrant_Lizard_King » Sat Aug 17, 2019 10:16 pm

I don't even bother with most Godzilla YouTubers. Just Monstrosities and some of the toy reviewers like Leslie Chambers and Geek Chest/Super Unimportant Reviews
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Fish Cakes » Sun Aug 18, 2019 1:04 am

So there are seriously Godzilla Youtube Theorists and people here watch them? For real?

Why?
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Godzillian » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:05 am

G2000 wrote:I don't know who any of these people are
I think I remember Kaiju no Kami here before he evidently got banned
He looks pretty horrific just from the thumbnails

I'm sure you're no prize catch yourself :lol:
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby G2000 » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:08 am

Godzillian wrote:
G2000 wrote:I don't know who any of these people are
I think I remember Kaiju no Kami here before he evidently got banned
He looks pretty horrific just from the thumbnails

I'm sure you're no prize catch yourself :lol:


At least I look better than that
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Godzillian » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:08 am

Fish Cakes wrote:So there are seriously Godzilla Youtube Theorists and people here watch them? For real?

Why?

The same reason any other fandom has people watching theory videos

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G2000 wrote:I don't know who any of these people are
I think I remember Kaiju no Kami here before he evidently got banned
He looks pretty horrific just from the thumbnails

I'm sure you're no prize catch yourself :lol:


At least I look better than that

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Mr_Goji_and_Watch » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:17 am

Godzillian wrote:Sure you do


lol, stop tearing him down
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Stump Feet » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:17 am

G2000 wrote:I don't know who any of these people are
I think I remember Kaiju no Kami here before he evidently got banned

Last I heard of him, he was hanging out in the Criterian Collection thread talking about how he didn’t have to worry about passing down the dubs to his children because he had a narrow urethra and couldn’t have kids, thus gave up on women a long time ago.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Godzilla21 » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:44 am

Stump Feet wrote:
G2000 wrote:I don't know who any of these people are
I think I remember Kaiju no Kami here before he evidently got banned

Last I heard of him, he was hanging out in the Criterian Collection thread talking about how he didn’t have to worry about passing down the dubs to his children because he had a narrow urethra and couldn’t have kids and thus gave up on women a long time ago.


He was pretty active over at Monster Zero before he came to TK. Not sure if he still is
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby AllosaurHell » Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:21 am

Stump Feet wrote:
G2000 wrote:I don't know who any of these people are
I think I remember Kaiju no Kami here before he evidently got banned

he didn’t have to worry about passing down the dubs to his children because he had a narrow urethra and couldn’t have kids, thus gave up on women a long time ago.

Did he actually say that??!! Why did he think we needed to know this?!
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