The Godzilla Cringe Thread

[UltramanGoji]

Breaking Quotes:

1.) Quote a big block of text.

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!

2.) Highlight the quote (including the (quote) blocks) and copy it.

3.) Delete the text you don't want to reply to first.

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE!

4.) Paste the copied quote. Delete the text you already replied to and the text you don't want to reply to next.

SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN!

5.) Repeat ad nauseam until you've covered the whole quote.

SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE.

BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!

Sorry to go off-topic a bit.

[goji89]

Breaking Quotes:

1.) Quote a big block of text.

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!

2.) Highlight the quote (including the (quote) blocks) and copy it.

3.) Delete the text you don't want to reply to first.

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE!

4.) Paste the copied quote. Delete the text you already replied to and the text you don't want to reply to next.

SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN!

5.) Repeat ad nauseam until you've covered the whole quote.

SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE.

BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!

Sorry to go off-topic a bit.

Your fucking with me right....... ?

Because if you are thats a good one.

If you are not.........fuck that. Breaking down quotes ain't my thing.

[UltramanGoji]

Uh, not sure how you think I'm "fucking" with you. The text in the quotes is just an example I pulled from a wrestling website I was reading at the time.

Breaking down quotes isn't that hard. It's not rocket science. It's literally just copy/pasting the quote multiple times and editing the text inside the quote.

[KingKong2005]

Segments?

Did you need to quote all of that just to say segments?

My MAN!!

lol Jesus Christ I had no idea it quoted the whole thing I thought I quoted a small portion!

[goji89]

Uh, not sure how you think I'm "skreeonking" with you. The text in the quotes is just an example I pulled from a wrestling website I was reading at the time.

Breaking down quotes isn't that hard. It's not rocket science. It's literally just copy/pasting the quote multiple times and editing the text inside the quote.

As to why I covered my ass in saying fuck that, it ain't my thing. I'm gonna be honest and just say.....its too exhausting for my taste . Rather too tedious. Oh fuck it lets just say it.....im too lazy.

But thank you anyway UG.....

[UltimateDitto]

Uh, not sure how you think I'm "skreeonking" with you. The text in the quotes is just an example I pulled from a wrestling website I was reading at the time.

Breaking down quotes isn't that hard. It's not rocket science. It's literally just copy/pasting the quote multiple times and editing the text inside the quote.

Ayy that's the Scott Steiner fellow.

[Diamondshark9]

Look at this. LOOK AT THIS. It’s plain horror.

https://devon13168.deviantart.com/art/A ... -711432829

They’re trying to make Godzilla and a pony a “wet” relationship.

It’s this same person making the same HORRIBLE art. What the skreonk

[GodzillaFan1990's]

This is skreeonking why I can't stand the MLP fandom...

What makes me annoyed of it more is wherever I go even when even not looking it up. I'm always stumbling upon it. It's inescapable no matter how hard you try. What is it with people's obsession which even has grown men fonding over it with a franchise about girlie ponies aimed for little girls? That I'll never get...

[Diamondshark9]

This is skreeonking why I can't stand the MLP fandom...

What makes me annoyed of it more is wherever I go even when even not looking it up. I'm always stumbling upon it. It's inescapable no matter how hard you try. What is it with people's obsession which even has grown men fonding over it with a franchise about girlie ponies aimed for little girls? That I'll never get...

Very true. I have a deviantart and whenever I get a notification from KaijuFanClub, one of those pieces of crap show up

[JAGzilla]

This is skreeonking why I can't stand the MLP fandom...

What makes me annoyed of it more is wherever I go even when even not looking it up. I'm always stumbling upon it. It's inescapable no matter how hard you try. What is it with people's obsession which even has grown men fonding over it with a franchise about girlie ponies aimed for little girls? That I'll never get...

Apologies in advance if I'm wrong, but the fact that the only criticism you ever seem able to offer is "girlie ponies for little girls" implies that you have no experience with or understanding of the series beyond that one superficial aspect...

The 'clop' portion of the fandom is disturbing, though, I'll give you that. As is its counterpart in the kaiju fandom, to keep this partially on topic.

[Godzillian]

This is skreeonking why I can't stand the MLP fandom...

What makes me annoyed of it more is wherever I go even when even not looking it up. I'm always stumbling upon it. It's inescapable no matter how hard you try. What is it with people's obsession which even has grown men fonding over it with a franchise about girlie ponies aimed for little girls? That I'll never get...

Like obsession with Godzilla and kaiju is any better

[Loganrules115]

This is skreeonking why I can't stand the MLP fandom...

What makes me annoyed of it more is wherever I go even when even not looking it up. I'm always stumbling upon it. It's inescapable no matter how hard you try. What is it with people's obsession which even has grown men fonding over it with a franchise about girlie ponies aimed for little girls? That I'll never get...

Like obsession with Godzilla and kaiju is any better

Godzilla has something for people of all ages.

[GodzillaFan1990's]

Like obsession with Godzilla and kaiju is any better

What the above said. Godzilla has people for all ages.

[BlankAccount]

Like obsession with Godzilla and kaiju is any better

What the above said. Godzilla has people for all ages.

Including assholes and nutjobs. >_>

[GodzillaFan1990's]

Including assholes and nutjobs. >_>

Eh, the same could be said for any fandom really.

[Diamondshark9]

Wait, lemme get this straight. People here are trying to actually DEFEND the mlp fandom? Wow. They have spirit, I’ll give em that

[JAGzilla]

^ "People here". Heh. Hey, noob, you should be aware that bronies have been an established part of your badass little monster fan community since 2010. You cannot escape us, and you will be assimilated into the Herd eventually.

Also, GodzillaFan1990's, "lack of anything to offer people of all ages" is just a rephrasing of the "for little girls" line. *Count Dooku voice* Surely you can do better!

[UltramanGoji]

As a former fan of the show, I cannot honestly remember what it was that got me interested in it. It wasn't a terrible show, but it wasn't groundbreaking like many people made it out to be. Probably why I stopped watching, I literally said to myself "wait, why am I watching this?"

[KingKong2005]

^ "People here". Heh. Hey, noob, you should be aware that bronies have been an established part of your badass little monster fan community since 2010. You cannot escape us, and you will be assimilated into the Herd eventually.

Also, GodzillaFan1990's, "lack of anything to offer people of all ages" is just a rephrasing of the "for little girls" line. *Count Dooku voice* Surely you can do better!

No offense, but it is for little girls. This is common knowledge? I mean I don't really dig it, or the Godzilla anime girl porn thing, or the Godzilla MLP crossover stuff, but everyone's entitled to like what they like. They're also entitled to think it's quite cringey, which I believe so. It really draws down to preference, and I can see why a lot of people here would get offended since they are bronies. There's no problem though, because again-preferences. My message is a broken record repeating itself.

[Diamondshark9]

^ "People here". Heh. Hey, noob, you should be aware that bronies have been an established part of your badass little monster fan community since 2010. You cannot escape us, and you will be assimilated into the Herd eventually.

Also, GodzillaFan1990's, "lack of anything to offer people of all ages" is just a rephrasing of the "for little girls" line. *Count Dooku voice* Surely you can do better!

Ew. “Noob”? I hope you know that language is for 8 year olds tryin to look cool.