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MV Ghidorah is my fav Ghidorah of all time and I won't be shy in saying that, but it doesn't mean I don't appreciate the other incarnations of the character or what they bring to the table in the expansive Kaiju multiverse. Feel that should be the mindset with Kaiju in general.
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godjacob wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 9:36 am MV Ghidorah is my fav Ghidorah of all time and I won't be shy in saying that, but it doesn't mean I don't appreciate the other incarnations of the character or what they bring to the table in the expansive Kaiju multiverse. Feel that should be the mindset with Kaiju in general.
I agree too, it just sad that some people aren’t like that
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Yeah just sad.......tsk, tsk.

The Biogoji suit is the greatest Godzilla suit and representation of Godzilla to exist and others just...exist.

I won't be shy about that either.
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The FW Hedorah sucks snot compared to GVH Hedorah. I know it's trash, but, like, it's trash.
I suppose it's not all bad, but I really don't like the slimmed look and I will never understand why they simplified the eyes to just red with a yellow dot when Hedorah's eyes are so distinctive. The tube thing also just grosses me out.

I'm generally the sort of person who doesn't pick favourites over designs, though.
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Thegarbagemonster wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 5:32 pm The FW Hedorah sucks snot compared to GVH Hedorah. I know it's trash, but, like, it's trash.
I suppose it's not all bad, but I really don't like the slimmed look and I will never understand why they simplified the eyes to just red with a yellow dot when Hedorah's eyes are so distinctive. The tube thing also just grosses me out.

I'm generally the sort of person who doesn't pick favourites over designs, though.
I think to Hedorah, sucking snot would be a compliment rather than a detraction. I think it was actually modeled to be a 'male' Hedorah, hence why it has the protrusion and the less....'distinctive' eyes compared to the Showa one which I believe was considered female.

And I don't think there's anything wrong with having favorites in terms of designs or incarnations-it's just a matter of acknowledging that (A) Not everyone has the same opinions on those designs as you (B) Understanding that each design generally has strengths and weaknesses, and (C) Not being a total screoonk about your favorite designs to the point you have to actively tear down someone else's opinion on them.

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Kaiju-Killer 751 wrote: Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:32 am (C) Not being a total screoonk about your favorite designs to the point you have to actively tear down someone else's opinion on them.
Agreed 100%.
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Listen I'll tear down the walls of Moria and I'll tear down the Berlin wall and I'll tear down a damn suit I don't like.
Because I am a total fuck.

Goji89 suit is the best there is, the best there was and the best that will ever be and that's the bottom line cause Goji89 said so
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goji89 wrote: Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:52 am Listen I'll tear down the walls of Moria and I'll tear down the Berlin wall and I'll tear down a damn suit I don't like.
Because I am a total skreeonk.

Goji89 suit is the best there is, the best there was and the best that will ever be and that's the bottom line cause Goji89 said so
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Respectable stance. I tend to favor the MV Godzilla because well, scenes like this exist.
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But when it comes to personal preferences, I don't see there ever being a wrong answer to something.
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Godzilla 1989 land suit works out at the gym
Godzilla 1989 water suit works out at the library
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godjacob wrote: Sun Apr 18, 2021 12:06 pm
goji89 wrote: Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:52 am Listen I'll tear down the walls of Moria and I'll tear down the Berlin wall and I'll tear down a damn suit I don't like.
Because I am a total skreeonk.

Goji89 suit is the best there is, the best there was and the best that will ever be and that's the bottom line cause Goji89 said so
*cue Stone Cold theme music*
Respectable stance. I tend to favor the MV Godzilla because well, scenes like this exist.
Spoiler:
But when it comes to personal preferences, I don't see there ever being a wrong answer to something.
Also respectable stance, I tend to favour MosuGoji because of scenes like this:
Spoiler:


Honestly, I think this is the best introductory scene Godzilla has.
But when it comes to personal preferences, I believe there is no wrong answer, unless you believe that MusukoGoji (67) is the best design without a doubt.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK_qopiEoYg I don't know if this is cringe or not, but I do think it's friggin' hilarious
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Kaiju-Killer 751 wrote: Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:55 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK_qopiEoYg I don't know if this is cringe or not, but I do think it's friggin' hilarious
What the fuck. That is... something else.
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Kaiju-Killer 751 wrote: Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:55 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK_qopiEoYg I don't know if this is cringe or not, but I do think it's friggin' hilarious
Oh I love this video, I forgot that it even existed
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AlwaysGoji is the superior CG Godzilla, any other preference is crinch
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Kaiju-Killer 751 wrote: Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:55 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK_qopiEoYg I don't know if this is cringe or not, but I do think it's friggin' hilarious
YES THIS VIDEO

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Major sssspielberg! wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 6:38 pm AlwaysGoji is the superior CG Godzilla, any other preference is crinch
Yeah, totally Grinch.

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goji89 wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 8:32 am
Dv-218 wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 6:11 am
goji89 wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 5:57 am

Yeah skreeonk those guy's.

Luckily I've never done this.
I know right? You are definitely the least obsessive person I have seen around here. I'm 100% sure you don't have a shrine dedicated to Biogoji memorabilia or something of that sort.
Yeah, I mean why obsess over one suit or kaiju when you have so many flavors to choose from, it's not like you LOVE one particular flavor than any other.

Nope not me.............

Idol worshipping sick skreeonks.

*clutches G89 figure*
To be fair, Godzilla 1989 is objectively the best suit and nobody has made a compelling argument otherwise

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Executive Hamster wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 7:33 pm

To be fair, Godzilla 1989 is objectively the best suit and nobody has made a compelling argument otherwise
This is by far the best damn post I've seen a hot minute.

You are a man of the greatest of tastes. A tip of my hat to you.

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goji89 wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 7:40 pm
Executive Hamster wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 7:33 pm

To be fair, Godzilla 1989 is objectively the best suit and nobody has made a compelling argument otherwise
This is by far the best damn post I've seen a hot minute.

You are a man of the greatest of tastes. A tip of my hat to you.
Why, thank you good sir. It truly is an honor.

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Executive Hamster wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 7:33 pm To be fair, Godzilla 1989 is objectively the best suit and nobody has made a compelling argument otherwise
KingGoji, MosuGoji, RadoGoji, DesuGoji, GMKGoji, KiryuGoji, FinalGoji, MVGoji (specifically 2019/2021), ShinGoji, GyuraGoji...need i say more? :lol:
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