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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby Dawsbfiremind » Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:19 am

Gerdzerl wrote:Yonggary is the true King of the Monsters and would kick that poser Godzilla's ass.


And Legendary had to go with a Godzilla vs Kong movie when we could've had something infinitely better: Yonggary vs Pulgasari.
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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby PitchBlackProgress » Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:46 am

Let’s stop bringing up Yonggary, everyone knows a reboot would fail ‘less the final scene consisted of Yonggary’s anal hemorrhage…
Yeah, Godzilla wins... sometimes. I mean, he was killed by Dr. Serizawa's patented bubble-bath formula, heartburn, missiles, and poor box office returns, got his ass kicked by a drunken, circus-escaped gorilla, then he was beaten by two newborn worms, yeah some “king”.
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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby GojiDude95 » Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:06 pm

What was that last part?

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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby PitchBlackProgress » Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:09 pm

GojiDude95 wrote:What was that last part?

The original Yonngary ends with the monster bleeding out its ass after it’s killed.
Like, he dies, voids his bowels, and it’s nothing but blood. :lol:
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Yeah, Godzilla wins... sometimes. I mean, he was killed by Dr. Serizawa's patented bubble-bath formula, heartburn, missiles, and poor box office returns, got his ass kicked by a drunken, circus-escaped gorilla, then he was beaten by two newborn worms, yeah some “king”.
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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby Dv-218 » Thu Sep 27, 2018 2:28 am

Dawsbfiremind wrote:
Gerdzerl wrote:Yonggary is the true King of the Monsters and would kick that poser Godzilla's ass.


And Legendary had to go with a Godzilla vs Kong movie when we could've had something infinitely better: Yonggary vs Pulgasari.


Nah, Yonggary vs A.P.E or bust :lol:
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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby GojiDude95 » Thu Sep 27, 2018 2:53 pm

PitchBlackProgress wrote:
GojiDude95 wrote:What was that last part?

The original Yonngary ends with the monster bleeding out its ass after it’s killed.
Like, he dies, voids his bowls, and it’s nothing but blood. :lol:


Oh My :oops:
They took the phrase "poop happens" to a whole other level!!

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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby Saltmons » Sat Oct 27, 2018 5:30 am

Jomei wrote:Ultraman - All that's left when you realize Godzilla is terrible
Ultraman is a low-budget parody of the Godzilla series owned and created by Sompote Sands after the smashing success of Godzilla vs Megalon. Ultraman is based on Jet Jaguar but without any of the Jack Nicholson charm. To save what little budget he had, Sompote created Ultraman with a three minute time limit for battle, meaning that, just like with any Godzilla movie, you can just fast-forward to the end, because everything else is trash.

Guide to the monsters
Gomora - Based on Gamera, the flying turtle, this kaiju is boring and has no beams. However, his HEISEI series incarnation features a OHKO move that's perfect for fantasy matches, so you should always pick him as your starter Pokemon.
Redkong - To get around copyright issues, Sompote created his own corn-based version of King Kong. Garth Edmunds based his design for Godzilla 2012 on this monster.
Kamen Rider - Ultraman's nemesis, this bicycle-riding Social Justice Warrior is based on the popular American series Power Rangers.
JirASS - Godzilla with foreskin. Times were tough in Japan.

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+ Nobody cares about Ultraman. Just plug in a good ol' Heisei Godziller and zoom to the fight!


Probably a necrobump, but you forgot how Ultraman's time limit causes him to instantly lose any and all fantasy matches.
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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby edgaguirus » Mon Oct 29, 2018 12:02 pm

No mention of Baltan?
Kaiju are just like people- giant, radioactive people.

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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby Kaiju-Killer 751 » Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:25 am

I'm a little late to the party, but screw it, Imma put in some posts and see if I can get anything in-Might as well make some jabs at one of my own favorite monsters too and its more side of its fandom.

How to be a Rabid Tristar Godzilla/GINO/Zilla Fanboy
-Talk about how realistic Zilla is and why he is the best and true Godzilla (possibly next to Godzilla 2014). Bonus points if you bring up how he'd lose in a fight.
-String together and form a fan theory about how Godzilla was ACTUALLY made by America first, which you back up with loose and idiotic ideas that because other giant reptilian monsters were made by America BEFORE Godzilla, this is true. (ie The Arctic Giant, Rhedosaurus)
-Create as much Edgy Art as possible showing off raptorization at its finest, wasting what talent you may actually have with crappy and often racist drawings.
-Rant and scream like a child about why everyone hating Zilla are just dumb trolls, ignoring any and all valid points they may actually have about why they just don't like the character.
-Refuse to acknowledge the name change, and even when presented with evidence about what actually happened insist on calling them one thing or another (admittedly this can be a bit of a headache sometimes but still).

How to Troll a Rabid Tristar Fanboy (note; Disliking Zilla is one thing, and trolling an elitist TriStar prick is another thing, but this stuff can make it go from dislike to hate-boner levels if it's believed unironically and to an extreme-then again, everyone is entitled to their own opinion)
-Make entire threads based on bashing the character
-Make videos of Zilla getting his/her/its tail kicked by every possible monster (remakes of Godzilla curbstomping him are good, but making MINYA murder the poop out of Zilla is bound to make people get frothing at the mouth).
-Calling Zilla a 'she'-Illogical Biology aside, Word of God is a tricky business and discussing things like calling it a she can make people feel their 'All American and Athletic King' is being insulted.
-Continually make reference on how Zilla got the poop kicked out of him in Final Wars.
-Make threads or videos about how horrible Godzilla The Series is/was, bonus points if you have 'Zilla Jr' killed off effortlessly.

(Here's hoping I don't sound like a raging Zilla fanboy)
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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby edgaguirus » Tue Mar 26, 2019 12:11 pm

No, you don't.
Kaiju are just like people- giant, radioactive people.

Megalon went into a bar and saw Gigan. Megalon said, " Again? I thought you gave this up."
" What can I say," Gigan asked. " I'm hooked."


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