Trolling Godzilla Fans

[Carcosa]

My friend gets to me everytime

Atleast Godzilla 1997 was a fun action movie, the new Godzilla movie is poop.

#inhale~exhale# repeat at a rapid pace.

[Dawsbfiremind]

Why has nobody posted here since 2015?

[Mr_Goji_and_Watch]

Why has nobody posted here since 2015?

Nobody wants to be problematic.

[Dawsbfiremind]

Why has nobody posted here since 2015?

Nobody wants to be problematic.

I get ya. They're afraid of re-enacting pages 4+.

Well let's do what Lamborghini should do and go back to the beginning when things were great. There's been a lot of material coming in for the past three years.

[UltramanGoji]

There isn’t really, unless you want to repeat all the things people said about Shin and G14 just replaced with “Anime”.

But what the hell, have fun. Don’t let me or people like me sour it.

[PitchBlackProgress]

The MonsterVerse is finally righting the wrongs of the entire Toho series by including the best iterations of the big 4 ever, no more is Ghidorah a stiff pussy held up by strings, he’s a true god of destruction, and thank god(Zilla) they finally fixed his stupid posture and made him a wing-walker, it was about time they made Ghidorah more realistic and menacing. It’s what fans have wanted since 1964.

And thank god we got the anime series to wash the nasty Jap taste of Shin out of our mouths, get your politics out of my Godzilla movie! And can we just acknowledge that we finally have the most powerful version of Godzilla ever?
He’s bigger
He’s killed every monster in the franchise before the movie even starts
More interesting origin
Regeneration AND shields? I think I’m in Heaven!

[Dv-218]

why r fatzilla 2014 and Toho fatzilla so unrealistic? Dinosaurs do not walk like that dumbasses, 1998 is de bestz because it shows what Godzilla would look and act like as a reaaal animal. And real animals don't shoot blue poop out of there moufs, seriously what is this, power rangers? Realism in science fiction movies is obviously important, and every dinosaur inspired creature should be portrayed with extreme accuracy because reasons.
Also, why Godziller has no feddros?? Every dinosaur had feddros, even sauropods and big theropods, I have soursez. Never mind the fact that he's gigantic and aquatic, he shoulde habe them feddros or else I will boycott this shiet for ruining the image of paleonthology n' shiz.



(Good lord, writing this was mentally painful for me, believe me unfortunately, it's based on actual comments I found on Youtube...)

[Dawsbfiremind]

Deleted.

[Maritonic]

"Bagan"

[Dawsbfiremind]

"Bagan"

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See? It works!

[PitchBlackProgress]

I should have just left this thread to die, I thought I’d get comedy, not cringe.

[Dv-218]

"Bagan"

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See? It works!

But what happens if you type "Bakan"?

[Dawsbfiremind]

I should have just left this thread to die, I thought I’d get comedy, not cringe.

Sorry.

Added in 36 seconds:
Taken care of.

[MechaGoji Bro7503]

I should have just left this thread to die, I thought I’d get comedy, not cringe.

Sorry.

Added in 36 seconds:
Taken care of.

No need to apologize Daws, you were given an opportunity to post and you took it. I mean, trolling in general is cringy.

Has anyone see the yt channel Spammingmonkey? It's the perfection of trolling g fans.

[edgaguirus]

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See? It works!

But what happens if you type "Bakan"?

Bakan.

[Gerdzerl]

Yonggary is the true King of the Monsters and would kick that poser Godzilla's ass.

[PitchBlackProgress]

Yonggary is the true King of the Monsters and would kick that poser Godzilla's ass.

I shutter anytime I hear Yonggary brought up... that ending, man.

[Dv-218]

"cOmpAred tO ThIs gUY, gODZiLLa iS A p*Ssy"
-random dude, Yonggari.

[PitchBlackProgress]

"cOmpAred tO ThIs gUY, gODZiLLa iS A p*Ssy"
-random dude, Yonggari.

Naw that’s from Reptilian.

[Dv-218]

"cOmpAred tO ThIs gUY, gODZiLLa iS A p*Ssy"
-random dude, Yonggari.

Naw that’s from Reptilian.

Ah of course, since the original 1999 Korean cut doesn't exist for some reason