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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby Carcosa » Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:06 am

My friend gets to me everytime

Atleast Godzilla 1997 was a fun action movie, the new Godzilla movie is poop.

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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby Dawsbfiremind » Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:04 am

Why has nobody posted here since 2015?
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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby Mr_Goji_and_Watch » Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:27 am

Dawsbfiremind wrote:Why has nobody posted here since 2015?


Nobody wants to be problematic.
Moogabunga wrote:Ive said it before and I'll gladly say it again, this is going to be the best Godzilla film ever and more importantly, its going to be the film that truly makes Godzilla mainstream (and cool)

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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby Dawsbfiremind » Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:30 am

Mr_Goji_and_Watch wrote:
Dawsbfiremind wrote:Why has nobody posted here since 2015?


Nobody wants to be problematic.


I get ya. They're afraid of re-enacting pages 4+.

Well let's do what Lamborghini should do and go back to the beginning when things were great. There's been a lot of material coming in for the past three years.
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Dawsbfiremind wrote:People have asked me how I can want to be a writer

With skills like this......I wonder too.

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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby UltramanGoji » Mon Sep 17, 2018 11:24 am

There isn’t really, unless you want to repeat all the things people said about Shin and G14 just replaced with “Anime”.

But what the hell, have fun. Don’t let me or people like me sour it.
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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby PitchBlackProgress » Mon Sep 17, 2018 6:43 pm

The MonsterVerse is finally righting the wrongs of the entire Toho series by including the best iterations of the big 4 ever, no more is Ghidorah a stiff pussy held up by strings, he’s a true god of destruction, and thank god(Zilla) they finally fixed his stupid posture and made him a wing-walker, it was about time they made Ghidorah more realistic and menacing. It’s what fans have wanted since 1964.

And thank god we got the anime series to wash the nasty Jap taste of Shin out of our mouths, get your politics out of my Godzilla movie! And can we just acknowledge that we finally have the most powerful version of Godzilla ever?
He’s bigger
He’s killed every monster in the franchise before the movie even starts
More interesting origin
Regeneration AND shields? I think I’m in Heaven!
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Yeah, Godzilla wins... sometimes. I mean, he was killed by Dr. Serizawa's patented bubble-bath formula, heartburn, missiles, and poor box office returns, got his ass kicked by a drunken, circus-escaped gorilla, then he was beaten by two newborn worms, yeah some “king”.
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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby Dv-218 » Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:07 am

why r fatzilla 2014 and Toho fatzilla so unrealistic? Dinosaurs do not walk like that dumbasses, 1998 is de bestz because it shows what Godzilla would look and act like as a reaaal animal. And real animals don't shoot blue poop out of there moufs, seriously what is this, power rangers? Realism in science fiction movies is obviously important, and every dinosaur inspired creature should be portrayed with extreme accuracy because reasons.
Also, why Godziller has no feddros?? Every dinosaur had feddros, even sauropods and big theropods, I have soursez. Never mind the fact that he's gigantic and aquatic, he shoulde habe them feddros or else I will boycott this shiet for ruining the image of paleonthology n' shiz.



(Good lord, writing this was mentally painful for me, believe me :lol: unfortunately, it's based on actual comments I found on Youtube...)
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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby Dawsbfiremind » Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:20 am

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Dawsbfiremind wrote:People have asked me how I can want to be a writer

With skills like this......I wonder too.

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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby Maritonic » Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:27 am

Dawsbfiremind wrote:"Bagan"


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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby Dawsbfiremind » Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:30 am

Maritonic wrote:
Dawsbfiremind wrote:"Bagan"


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See? It works!
goji89 wrote:
Dawsbfiremind wrote:People have asked me how I can want to be a writer

With skills like this......I wonder too.

MechaGoji Bro7503 wrote:Holy mother of Bagan we actually are stuck in limbo.

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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby PitchBlackProgress » Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:43 am

I should have just left this thread to die, I thought I’d get comedy, not cringe.
Yeah, Godzilla wins... sometimes. I mean, he was killed by Dr. Serizawa's patented bubble-bath formula, heartburn, missiles, and poor box office returns, got his ass kicked by a drunken, circus-escaped gorilla, then he was beaten by two newborn worms, yeah some “king”.
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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby Dv-218 » Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:14 pm

Dawsbfiremind wrote:
Maritonic wrote:
Dawsbfiremind wrote:"Bagan"


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See? It works!


But what happens if you type "Bakan"? ;)

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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby Dawsbfiremind » Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:19 pm

PitchBlackProgress wrote:I should have just left this thread to die, I thought I’d get comedy, not cringe.


Sorry.

Added in 36 seconds:
Taken care of.
goji89 wrote:
Dawsbfiremind wrote:People have asked me how I can want to be a writer

With skills like this......I wonder too.

MechaGoji Bro7503 wrote:Holy mother of Bagan we actually are stuck in limbo.

TK drinking game official rules.
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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby MechaGoji Bro7503 » Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:47 pm

Dawsbfiremind wrote:
PitchBlackProgress wrote:I should have just left this thread to die, I thought I’d get comedy, not cringe.


Sorry.

Added in 36 seconds:
Taken care of.

No need to apologize Daws, you were given an opportunity to post and you took it. I mean, trolling in general is cringy.

Has anyone see the yt channel Spammingmonkey? It's the perfection of trolling g fans.
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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby edgaguirus » Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:10 pm

Dv-218 wrote:
Dawsbfiremind wrote:
Maritonic wrote:
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See? It works!


But what happens if you type "Bakan"? ;)


Bakan.
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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby Gerdzerl » Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:56 pm

Yonggary is the true King of the Monsters and would kick that poser Godzilla's ass.
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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby PitchBlackProgress » Tue Sep 25, 2018 10:24 pm

Gerdzerl wrote:Yonggary is the true King of the Monsters and would kick that poser Godzilla's ass.

I shutter anytime I hear Yonggary brought up... that ending, man. :shock: :freak:
Yeah, Godzilla wins... sometimes. I mean, he was killed by Dr. Serizawa's patented bubble-bath formula, heartburn, missiles, and poor box office returns, got his ass kicked by a drunken, circus-escaped gorilla, then he was beaten by two newborn worms, yeah some “king”.
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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby Dv-218 » Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:07 pm

"cOmpAred tO ThIs gUY, gODZiLLa iS A p*Ssy"
-random dude, Yonggari.

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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby PitchBlackProgress » Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:36 pm

Dv-218 wrote:"cOmpAred tO ThIs gUY, gODZiLLa iS A p*Ssy"
-random dude, Yonggari.

Naw that’s from Reptilian.
Yeah, Godzilla wins... sometimes. I mean, he was killed by Dr. Serizawa's patented bubble-bath formula, heartburn, missiles, and poor box office returns, got his ass kicked by a drunken, circus-escaped gorilla, then he was beaten by two newborn worms, yeah some “king”.
#slatternking

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Re: Trolling Godzilla Fans

Postby Dv-218 » Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:20 am

PitchBlackProgress wrote:
Dv-218 wrote:"cOmpAred tO ThIs gUY, gODZiLLa iS A p*Ssy"
-random dude, Yonggari.

Naw that’s from Reptilian.


Ah of course, since the original 1999 Korean cut doesn't exist for some reason :lol:


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