Trolling Godzilla Fans

[LSD Jellyfish]

Spoiler:

Say Kong won and/or Kong saved Goji from MG.

Doesn't this still constitute a spoiler for those who haven't seen the film?

1.) Mention that you didn't care when Serizawa died in King of the Monsters.
2.) wait for it to fanboy tears.
3.) cover yourself in oil.
4.) Fly!
Problem?

I think at this point it's fair enough to assume the cats out of the bag with MG. It was nearly unavoidable even before the release, and he was briefly in the original trailer. Now most mainstream sources have little holding back discussing MG.

[Spuro]

Spoiler:

Say won and/or saved from MG.

Doesn't this still constitute a spoiler for those who haven't seen the film?

1.) Mention that you didn't care when Serizawa died in King of the Monsters.
2.) wait for it to fanboy tears.
3.) cover yourself in oil.
4.) Fly!
Problem?

I think at this point it's fair enough to assume the cats out of the bag with MG. It was nearly unavoidable even before the release, and he was briefly in the original trailer. Now most mainstream sources have little holding back discussing MG.

MG is one thing. The winner between Godzilla and Kong shouldn’t be vocally discussed here without spoiler tags.

[LSD Jellyfish]

Doesn't this still constitute a spoiler for those who haven't seen the film?

1.) Mention that you didn't care when Serizawa died in King of the Monsters.
2.) wait for it to fanboy tears.
3.) cover yourself in oil.
4.) Fly!
Problem?

I think at this point it's fair enough to assume the cats out of the bag with MG. It was nearly unavoidable even before the release, and he was briefly in the original trailer. Now most mainstream sources have little holding back discussing MG.

MG is one thing. The winner between Godzilla and Kong shouldn’t be vocally discussed here without spoiler tags.

Whoops, thanks for that, I didn't realize that it was a big deal. I added spoiler tags to all the previous posts.

[Voyager]

Say that the movie was better when Joe died in G14.

[Cryptid_Liker]

The self-destruct troll: call Godzilla a stupid movie with rubber dinosaurs fighting in cardboard cities.

Severely not recommended.

[Dv-218]

The self-destruct troll: call Godzilla a stupid movie with rubber dinosaurs fighting in cardboard cities.

Severely not recommended.

You forgot to mention that he looks like Barney. A guaranteed insta-annihilation.

[Major sssspielberg!]

Actually you really wanna troll me just say human characters don't matter, just wanna see monster punch.

[Voyager]

Spoiler:

Say that the entire Hollow Earth part of the film is the dumbest, most stupid thing in the franchise, and makes Godzilla flying seems sensible.

[LSD Jellyfish]

Spoiler:

Say that the entire Hollow Earth part of the film is the dumbest, most stupid thing in the franchise, and makes Godzilla flying seems sensible.

IT is, but it's also one of the more inventive and unique things that the Monsterverse has offered. But we can use it as ammo. Anytime some brings up "Godzilla movies are ridiculous, therefore bad," bring up what you hid in the spoilers,"

[Al Diplodocus]

Imply/say that trashing Roland Emmerich's handling of GINO is homophobic in nature because Roland is gay, and therefore any criticism of an LGBTQ+ member's creation is bound to have anti-LGBTQ+ subtext in there.

[Jetty_Jags]

Imply/say that trashing Roland Emmerich's handling of GINO is homophobic in nature because Roland is gay, and therefore any criticism of an LGBTQ+ member's creation is bound to have anti-LGBTQ+ subtext in there.

You're really stirring the pot with that one

[goji89]

Just say the American versions of most Godzilla films are better than the Japanese ones.

Godzilla dies *choose a film people will cry*

Godzilla movies aren't grounded in reality

Godzilla flies

Gojira is boring

Godzilla was always campy and cheesy

Shin Godzilla sucks *I personally believe this so I agree, but others dont LOL*

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Imply/say that trashing Roland Emmerich's handling of GINO is homophobic in nature because Roland is gay, and therefore any criticism of an LGBTQ+ member's creation is bound to have anti-LGBTQ+ subtext in there.

In this day and age I will believe that shiiit.

[Dv-218]

Say that "All Monsters Attack" is an ambitious and thought provoking masterpiece intended by Honda as a subtle and nuanced window into the life of the avarege Japanese working family during the 60's, and thus objectively the best Godzilla film since 1954. Also mention how it's thematically closer to the original film than Shin.

[Chrispy_G]

Say:

Old US Dubs and US versions aren't worth preserving, just use subs or create new dubs

The Criterion Box Set is perfect

Shin Godzilla and the Monsterverse are the best Godzilla films of all time, by far

Most of the Showa films just plain suck, people who think they are superior to the modern films are just old, out of touch and nostalgic for their childhoods

Godzilla is actually a representation of the US. He is an enemy of Japan who destroys it, only for Japan to become completely subservient and dependent upon him for protection from other more dangerous things in the world. The entire franchise is an existential crisis Japan is having about its love-hate relationship with and dependency upon the US

[Voyager]

Say:

Old US Dubs and US versions aren't worth preserving, just use subs or create new dubs

The Criterion Box Set is perfect

Shin Godzilla and the Monsterverse are the best Godzilla films of all time, by far

Most of the Showa films just plain suck, people who think they are superior to the modern films are just old, out of touch and nostalgic for their childhoods

Godzilla is actually a representation of the US. He is an enemy of Japan who destroys it, only for Japan to become completely subservient and dependent upon him for protection from other more dangerous things in the world. The entire franchise is an existential crisis Japan is having about its love-hate relationship with and dependency upon the US

1. Eh, could live with it.
2.

3. Heresy detected!!!
4. Ok bud, you crossed the fucking line. Prepare for the force of a 1000 suns!
5. ... Oddly specific, but I can see where this is coming from. (Btw, King Ghidorah is definitely China)

[Jermobooka]

Shin Godzilla and the Monsterverse are the best Godzilla films of all time, by far

This but unironically

[goji89]

Shin Godzilla and the Monsterverse are the best Godzilla films of all time, by far

This but unironically

Eeewwww no

[Voyager]

Shin Godzilla and the Monsterverse are the best Godzilla films of all time, by far

This but unironically

A sick feeling has overridden my senses, my whole bodily system!

[Kaiju-Killer 751]

1. Say Godzilla: Raids Again was better than Gojira because Godzilla fights another monster in that one!

2. Powerscaling and VS-debates; No matter which side of the debate you choose, you will lose.

3. Talk about how Godzilla got his ass kicked by two baby caterpillars, thus he's objectively the weakest monster

[edgaguirus]

Or say how much better the Showa Gamera films are compared to Showa Godzilla.