Worst/strangest fan theories

[MaxRebo320]

Pardon me if there is already a thread for this, but I would like to know what some fan theories relating to Godzilla you consider complete, utter bullshit, or just plain WTF.
This one takes the cake in my book:

2) In "Godzilla vs. Biollante," why is there a model and photos of the Godzilla from "King Kong vs. Godzilla" in the office if Showa series (with the exception of the first film) dose not exist in this timeline?

There are many theories as to why these objects appear in this film. One is the possibility that the first four Godzilla films; "Godzilla," "Gigantis the Fire Monster," "King Kong vs. Godzilla" and "Godzilla vs. The Thing," were all supposed to happen (Godzilla being finally killed by the Mothra larva). This might also explain why the people of Japan have knowledge of Godzilla after the Future Men "removed" him from time. The original Godzillas being two different creatures from the one in 1985.

[Mr. X]

That Final Wars Godzilla is the Heisei series' Junior, only grown up. That's all I can think of off the top of my head.

[MaxRebo320]

Here is another dumb one:

Every Godzilla is just a different member of the same species.
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah almost confirms this with it’s conundrum about Godzilla’s presence after the switch was made. Perhaps the Godzillasaur on the Marshall Islands was trying to protect its nest. Regardless of whether the Futurians switched the bodies of the dinosaur in 1944 and Godzilla in the present day, the eggs would’ve still been affected by the radiation producing the same mutation. This explains the variance in appearance, powers, and personality. It would also explain the presence of other Baby Godzillas being found.
• On that note, the Minya from Son of Godzilla and the one from Destroy All Monsters are separate. The former would grow into the adult Godzilla in DAM.

[MaxRebo320]

It would have been cool if Toho had gone that direction. It obviously would have taken a great deal of pre-planning, though, which has never been their modus operandi. It's bullshit if people are trying to say that it's Heisei-series canon, but I like the idea in its own right.

Yeah, it would be, now that I think of it.
Another silly theory is that the Godzilla in ''Destroy All Monsters'' is an adult Minilla. Yeah, yeah, I'm the one who came up with it, or at least brought it to infamy. I've since had a change in heart.

[JAGzilla]

The idea that GINO is a Godzilla movie. Seriously, who came up with that? (Obligatory, I'm sorry...)

Any theory involving the different series being connected annoys me. The idea that G2K is Junior, for example.

[Giga Kaiju]

ALL of the Godzilla movies being in ONE timeline.

Godzilla Jr is either Godzilla 2000 or FW Godzilla.

[Megalon-5]

-Gigantis is the mate to Godzilla.

-Godzilla really beat King Kong.

-Godzilla is a giant prehistoric salamander.

-Final Wars is part of the Heisei canon and the Rodan in it is the same one from Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla '93.

-Kamoebas is the result of Gamera being possessed by Yog.

-The mother Gorgo is Godzilla's mate.

-GINO is Godzilla's mate

-Biollante is a really secret and hard to unlock character in Save The Earth.

-The ROM movies connect to the Heisei Godzilla movies.

-Final Wars Godzilla was the result of Heisei Godzilla and Junior "getting their freak on"...

-Barugon is the infantile stage of Baragon.

-Jet Jaguar was really Ultraman, but they agreed to disguise him as a different character in order to prevent conflicts on the Ultraman show.

[Kiryu2012]

-Gigantis is the mate to Godzilla.

But aren't they the same?

-Godzilla really beat King Kong.

That's mostly because buthhurt fanboys don't like the idea of their idol losing to a gorilla.

-Final Wars Godzilla was the result of Heisei Godzilla and Junior "getting their freak on"...

Um, what?

As for me, not a whole of theories annoy me. I can't think of any theories that have managed to annoy me for right now.

[Smuggers]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTglKcP8EOU

This video suggests that Godzilla Junior is in every Millennium film and also suggests that only a smart person could see it.

[MaxRebo320]

I can accept people thinking Junior is the Godzilla from ''Godzilla 2000'', but him being the one in ''Final Wars'' is total bullshit.

[Mr. X]

-Gigantis is the mate to Godzilla.

But aren't they the same?

Yes. Hence why it's a really stupid fan theory.

[Kiryu2012]

I can accept people thinking Junior is the Godzilla from ''Godzilla 2000'', but him being the one in ''Final Wars'' is total bullshit.

I actually rather like the Final Wars being Junior theory. It seems to make sense for me, though I don't accept the theory of him being Godzilla 2000 or GXM Godzilla.

[Carthormerr]

Final Wars Godzilla was the result of Heisei Godzilla and Junior "getting their freak on"...

Barugon is the infantile stage of Baragon.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha good laughs good laughs

Two different endings to KKvG seems to be the most common one I've heard

[MaxRebo320]

The KKVG ending was never a theory, just a misconception.

[Titanomajin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTglKcP8EOU

This video suggests that Godzilla Junior is in every Millennium film and also suggests that only a smart person could see it.

That video pissed me off something awful. Theories like that shit get me annoyed.

[Breakdown]

-Final Wars Godzilla was the result of Heisei Godzilla and Junior "getting their freak on"...

Um, what?

But if I recall, arn't you the one who said he could see Godzilla and Junior engage in sexual activity?


Anyway, I can see where the Final Wars confusion comes from, since FW was supposed to be canon to the Heisei series before they hired Kitamura.

[Brian R Culver]

The KKVG ending was never a theory, just a misconception.

Not entirely true. On another board there are heated debates where fans that couldn't accept that Godzilla lost would present their case with flimsiest of evidence and defend it to the end.

My enty into the worst theories would be those that tried to find some kind of hidden meaning into the mention that Serizawa had dealings with a German scientist.

[Megalon-5]

I think the stupidest excuse for Godzilla winning was "Godzilla didn't die".

The "Kong lost" camp are like the conspiracy theorists of the fandom.

[Tamura]

The worst fan theory is that footage of Bagan was NOT shot for GFW. I have proof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCObcHKZwT0

Ignore the h8rs

[MaxRebo320]

The worst fan theory is that footage of Bagan was NOT shot for GFW. I have proof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCObcHKZwT0

Ignore the h8rs

That totally proves that GFW is part of the Heisei series.