If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a day.

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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby Shadow » Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:30 pm

MaxRebo320 wrote:If he's Minilla, then he's an asshole.


Don't forget, he has a nice one too. :lol:
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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby U-Tom » Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:15 am

Mr. X wrote:Hedorah, so I can take a sh*t on all my enemies.

Wait, I suppose I can do that without being Hedorah, can't I?

I was thinking the same thing. :lol: Maybe be Manda for a day and slink around. lol

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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby Chompamunchasaurus » Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:27 am

I'd go for Destoroyah: mobile, destructive and able to split into Aggregates to enter small spaces.

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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby Lain Of The Wired » Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:36 am

I'd be Battra!
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^and....
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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby Shadow » Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:36 pm

Living Corpse wrote:
Lain Of The Wired wrote:I'd be Battra!


:shock:

Nobody move. I think this deity is angered by even the slightest inconvenience to the planet.


*Drops soda can*
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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby Lain Of The Wired » Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:42 pm

Battra was just pissed off at EVERYTHING!!!
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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby Shadow » Sat Dec 15, 2012 6:28 pm

Lain Of The Wired wrote:Battra was just pissed off at EVERYTHING!!!


Well, I dwon Pyrodorah, created you.
And I say CHILL THE skreeonk OUT!
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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby Lain Of The Wired » Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:14 am

Battra was the biggest workaholic, a boy passes gas in a Chuck E Cheeses, moments later Battra shows up!
A middle aged man doesn't pay his bills, Battra shows up!

Wow, maybe this means Minya isn't the ONLY asshole...
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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby Kiryu2012 » Sun Dec 16, 2012 9:50 am

I'd be either Kong or 62, and I would basically go crazy and destroy stuff.
My most wanted fight ever is Discord vs Bobobo-bo bo-bobo.
Godzilla has a regen like Wolverine, a skin like Luke Cage, a hero aura like Captain America, a strength like Hulk, an unstoppability like Juggernaut, an immortality like Deadpool.

There's a 'God' in Godzilla for a reason...

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Kiryu2012 wrote:Stopped someone from committing suicide

Holy poop man.


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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby Lain Of The Wired » Sun Dec 16, 2012 3:51 pm

Battra had a reason to be pissed, yes you're absolutley correct, and if you think about it, in a F'd up way, Battra was the ONLY one getting something done, he even had plans to fly around in space and destroy the meteor, all Mothra was doing was dicking around in an egg, then he wakes up to find that there's a giant ass dinosaur created by radiation roaming around Japan who's pissed of as hell at anything that moves, the world has literally went to complete hell while he was dead, or alsleep, or whatever he was. Then in the end, he finally decides to work with Mothra to get rid of the biggest threat, goes along with her stupid ass plan, and then her plan gets him killed!!! He gets his throat ripped out and dies! Poor fella' :cry:
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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby Handsome Jack » Sun Dec 16, 2012 4:20 pm

I would be Godzilla so I could be the King.
What’s that saying? Don’t pick a fight with a man with nothing left to lose? I’m going to show you just how much you have left to lose.

Where the hell is -- I had a violin somewhere, I was gonna play it all sarcastically --goddammit, I saw it like a day ago. Blake! Violin!

You are a bandit AND I AM THE GODDAMN HERO!

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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby Lain Of The Wired » Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:02 am

The Oxygen Destroyer... the only thing that can make Godzilla poop himself.
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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby TyrantGojira » Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:10 am

I'd be Destroyah and go one a rampage just for fun...... I'm a twist little demon :twisted:
"Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here. What I wanna know is where's the caveman?"
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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby Chompamunchasaurus » Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:34 am

Lain Of The Wired wrote:Battra had a reason to be pissed, yes you're absolutley correct, and if you think about it, in a F'd up way, Battra was the ONLY one getting something done, he even had plans to fly around in space and destroy the meteor, all Mothra was doing was dicking around in an egg, then he wakes up to find that there's a giant ass dinosaur created by radiation roaming around Japan who's pissed of as hell at anything that moves, the world has literally went to complete hell while he was dead, or alsleep, or whatever he was. Then in the end, he finally decides to work with Mothra to get rid of the biggest threat, goes along with her stupid ass plan, and then her plan gets him killed!!! He gets his throat ripped out and dies! Poor fella' :cry:


I'm seriously considering printing this onto a t-shirt.

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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby Lain Of The Wired » Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:35 am

LOL the WHOLE thing?
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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby Chompamunchasaurus » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:51 am

Yes, one of those obnoxious t-shirts with a very long and interesting message that you feel compelled to read and make you look like a maniac as you stare at some stranger's boobs or abs.

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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby Ligerzilla2014 » Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:22 pm

Chompamunchasaurus wrote:one of those obnoxious t-shirts with a very long and interesting message that you feel compelled to read and make you look like a maniac as you stare at some stranger's boobs or abs.



A more truthful statement has never been made.

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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby MegaLagoras » Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:51 pm

Lain Of The Wired wrote:Battra had a reason to be pissed, yes you're absolutley correct, and if you think about it, in a F'd up way, Battra was the ONLY one getting something done, he even had plans to fly around in space and destroy the meteor, all Mothra was doing was dicking around in an egg, then he wakes up to find that there's a giant ass dinosaur created by radiation roaming around Japan who's pissed of as hell at anything that moves, the world has literally went to complete hell while he was dead, or alsleep, or whatever he was. Then in the end, he finally decides to work with Mothra to get rid of the biggest threat, goes along with her stupid ass plan, and then her plan gets him killed!!! He gets his throat ripped out and dies! Poor fella' :cry:

I know just how he feels. Whenever I say anything about environmental damage and global warming people call me a crazy lunatic and nothing ever gets done about it. I don't need to be Battra for a day, I'm already a lot like him. Minus the giant size, ability to shoot lazors, fly, and actually get something done.

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Re: If you were transformed into any Godzilla monster for a

Postby natevirus » Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:25 pm

Any...I guess.
Rodan, Baragon, Anguirus, Godzilla...IDK...there are a lot to choose from.
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