Things learned from Godzilla movies

[Sydney Aradi]

1. Always have a badass MMA fighter as a captain
2. If your boss wants to publicize his company bring him a giant gorilla
3. When fully charged Godzilla can toss a three headed monster into orbit
4. All Godzilla family members have a 2nd brain located in their body
5. Godzilla can survive being dropped into molten lava
6. Godzilla can survive a black hole
7. Monsters know their foes by natural instinct
8. Mothra can convince fellow monsters to be good
9. Stomp on your infant son's tail to make him spit atomic flames
10. Godzilla can fly by breathing atomic fire long enough

[godzilla96]

godzilla is awsome

[edgaguirus]

1. Godzilla would not make a good pet.

2. When attacked by kaiju or a giant robot, use your pistol. It won't save you, but it will help you save face.

3. Godzilla is not red. We all know he's green.

4. Don't scream when you see Godzilla. He'll hear you.

5. Editors are scarier than Godzilla. Godzilla may stomp you, but the editor can fire you.

6. Kaneko should make more Godzilla films. Seriously, he really should.

7. Always listen to the prophetess or creepy old guy. When they say don't go into the crater, don't go into the crater.

8. If your weapons fail, attack from the side.

9. Always name or give kaijus numbers. Monster Zero would be Monster without the zero.

10. Kaiju like to be sang to, especially if you're a pair of hot twins.

[GodzillaSpawn]

6. Kaneko should make more Godzilla films. Seriously, he really should.

True story.

[SoleMan]

10. Godzilla is inside each one of us

That's the meaning of life.

[Living Corpse]

If something unusual happens in space that NASA can't explain the Japanese government or any other government in the world will jump to the conclusion that it was a space monster, and be right.


Even if no space monsters had ever shown up at that point yet and are not scientific fact yet.

[space godzilla]

1. Don't live in Japan

Post of the year right here.

[Carthormerr]

If your boss wants to publicize his company bring him a giant gorilla

Surprisingly, this won't work. I've tried a few times

[Huan_of_Valinor]

1: if you're an american reporter on assingment to Japan and a giant monster start terrorizing the region, it's smarter to get out of dodge than stay and cover the story

2: that prisoners will go to great lengths to escape when being transported, even if there are giant monster fighting in the immeadiate area

3: that you can be cured of radiation poisoning by taking a steam bath in a lab

4: that the most annoying alarm in the world may be your only hope to stop an invasion

5: that "Banna Oil" used to be a saying

6: that the French don't know how to tell monsters apart from eachother

7: that there is such a thing as "micro" oxygen

8: that alien women turn into rocks when exposed to "lower" tempatures

9: when there is a giant alien cyborg chicken pulling you towards it's bellysaw, aim for the head

10: that the laws of physics don't apply if you're a giant monster



augh i have more than 10, perhaps i'll post 10 more laterlol

[Living Corpse]

2: that prisoners will go to great lengths to escape when being transported, even there are giant monster fighting in the immeadiate area

That's actually kinda smart, everyone would be too busy either fighting the monsters or fleeing from them to even bother wasting their time or lives looking for some escaped convicts.

[Huan_of_Valinor]

2: that prisoners will go to great lengths to escape when being transported, even there are giant monster fighting in the immeadiate area

That's actually kinda smart, everyone would be too busy either fighting the monsters or fleeing from them to even bother wasting their time or lives looking for some escaped convicts.

perhaps; tho to me it's sorta like running away from a safe transport towards an erupting volcano lol. sure you might not be right next to it but there's an excellent chance the side effects will kill you, as turned out to be the case

[godzilla96]

that corn in foil can be mistaken for a gun

[Tamura]

Space-Titanium is from outer space.

[NSZ]

An entire city can get leveled by a giant monster with thousands dead and people will just regard it as a legend.

[Space Hunter M]

Aliens, be they Brainy Martians or low crotch spandex jumpsuit wearing sub-Jovians hate annoying sounds. (Mars Attacks does count, Godzilla was in it after all)

[Bentley]

Mothra has the craziest eyesight in the universe, seriously, how can you summon her by setting a symbol into a schoolyard if she's supposed to live in Infant Island?

[edgaguirus]

To answer your question, I've learned that Mothra can do anything. Mothra can beat Godzilla, transform into different modes when required, ram enemies twice her size out of the sky, and more.

[Space Hunter M]

The Thing won't help us if the egg's destroyed!

[attilagodzilla]

1 Never ever build a robot around the skeleton of a monster.
2 when your plane explodes you don't have to worry about falling to your death because the explosion will create a portal to a other dimension wich causes you to land safely.
3 make sure you always believe someone who claims he\she is from venus.
4 that humans never learn from their mistakes.

[Carthormerr]

5 minutes, 5 seconds, doesn't freakin matter to NYC cops when giving out parking tickets