Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good couple?

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Destroyer » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:08 pm

Godzilla and Biollante would be weird cause they share the same DNA, they're like brother and sister.

Now for the question.....Godzilla and Mothra, they always fight like a couple.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Shadow » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:11 pm

Destroyer wrote:Godzilla and Biollante would be weird cause they share the same DNA, they're like brother and sister.

Now for the question.....Godzilla and Mothra, they always fight like a couple.


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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Godzillabrawler » Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:26 am

It makes a ton of sense, if you think about it.

In 1964, Godzilla didn't feel comfortable letting Mothra and her two kids move in, because Godzilla felt it was distasteful for him to marry a divorced mother. He didn't mind the kids themselves, but he told Mothra he wouldn't let her move in with them. So Mothra Jr. the First helped fight Ghidorah later that year. Mothra Jr. the Second would live near Godzilla on Monster Island in 1968. Years later, we flash forward to Godzilla in 1992. Mothra wants to move in with Godzilla again, but with her roommate, Battra. Godzilla feels one alchoholic in the apartment (himself) is enough, and doesn't feel Battra should move in because Mothra would bitch about the laziness and messy apartment.

Flash forward to 2001, and Godzilla is in a bad mood because he isn't making as much money as he used to. Mothra wants to move in yet again and get serious, but Godzilla says he isn't interested in a relationship. Mothra recruits Dr. Baragon, marriage counselor, and King Ghidorah, therapist, to help Godzilla see the positives of being a coouple/being married, but Godzilla denies her offer entirely and moves on. When Kiryu, Godzilla's father, comes into the pictrue two years later, Mothra tries to stop him for fear that Godzilla will use him as a backstop for his denial. In the end, Kiryu grounds Godzilla to a year in the ocean, infuriating Mothra and keeping Godzilla free of her for a year.

The next year, Godzilla has his brithday bash, and when Godzilla has some problems fending for himself against Monster X and Gigan, Mothra attempts to impress him by killing Gigan, but he ends up dying herself, ridding Godzilla of his clingy girlfrind once and for all.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Godzilla165 » Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:33 am

^ Can I save this :lol:?
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby scarecrow » Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:50 am

Godzillabrawler wrote:It makes a ton of sense, if you think about it.

In 1964, Godzilla didn't feel comfortable letting Mothra and her two kids move in, because Godzilla felt it was distasteful for him to marry a divorced mother. He didn't mind the kids themselves, but he told Mothra he wouldn't let her move in with them. So Mothra Jr. the First helped fight Ghidorah later that year. Mothra Jr. the Second would live near Godzilla on Monster Island in 1968. Years later, we flash forward to Godzilla in 1992. Mothra wants to move in with Godzilla again, but with her roommate, Battra. Godzilla feels one alchoholic in the apartment (himself) is enough, and doesn't feel Battra should move in because Mothra would bitch about the laziness and messy apartment.

Flash forward to 2001, and Godzilla is in a bad mood because he isn't making as much money as he used to. Mothra wants to move in yet again and get serious, but Godzilla says he isn't interested in a relationship. Mothra recruits Dr. Baragon, marriage counselor, and King Ghidorah, therapist, to help Godzilla see the positives of being a coouple/being married, but Godzilla denies her offer entirely and moves on. When Kiryu, Godzilla's father, comes into the pictrue two years later, Mothra tries to stop him for fear that Godzilla will use him as a backstop for his denial. In the end, Kiryu grounds Godzilla to a year in the ocean, infuriating Mothra and keeping Godzilla free of her for a year.

The next year, Godzilla has his brithday bash, and when Godzilla has some problems fending for himself against Monster X and Gigan, Mothra attempts to impress him by killing Gigan, but he ends up dying herself, ridding Godzilla of his clingy girlfrind once and for all.



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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby HayesAJones » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:19 am

Shadow wrote:Gamera and Angy. Top that.

Gamera and Iris. Forbidden love AND tentacles.

Hell, Iris and Orga. They'd try to steal each other's DNA, if you know what I mean.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Sydney Aradi » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:33 am

*gulps*

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Shadow » Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:07 pm

HayesAJones wrote:
Shadow wrote:Gamera and Angy. Top that.

Gamera and Iris. Forbidden love AND tentacles.

Hell, Iris and Orga. They'd try to steal each other's DNA, if you know what I mean.


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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby scarecrow » Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:10 pm

I think my thread here just plans out says "What's love got to do with it???"
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Shadow » Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:14 pm

Oh, SpaceGodzilla and Orga!
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby HayesAJones » Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:57 pm

SpaceGodzilla and Gabara- because they're both overly interested in young monsters...
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Kaiju-King42 » Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:44 pm

Destroyer wrote:Godzilla and Biollante would be weird cause they share the same DNA, they're like brother and sister.


More like clones. Its even stated in the film that they're the same creature.

... Wait... would that qualify as... you know...
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby space godzilla » Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:56 pm

Shadow wrote:Oh, SpaceGodzilla and Orga!
No way me and him are just friends.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby scarecrow » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:52 pm

^ Now that is funny
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby edgaguirus » Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:26 pm

I imagine Orga with Biollante. Both seem to like trying to eat the other.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby scarecrow » Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:08 pm

Small fanfic

Mothra and Godzilla on the Maury show.

Maury-Here we have Mothra today.Now Mothra has son named Leo.

(Crowd starts saying:AWWWWWWWWWWWWW )

Maury-But the problem is that Mothra's husband Godzilla--

(Crowd starts Booing at Godzilla)

Maury-Godzilla thinks the baby is not his and clams it's Mothra's ex bf Battra.

(Crowd boos more)

Maury-Even Godzilla's sister Biollante thinks it's Battra's baby.

Biollante-That AINT my Brother's child.There's no FUC--

Mothra-No Bitch that is your Nephew!That IS!That Is! Your Nephew!

Biollante-No it's not!Mothra Youz a slut!You been sleeping around-

Mothra-No I haven't!

Biollante-Yes you have BITCH!

Mothra-No I never CHEATED on him...Never!

Maury-Well lets see what Biollante and Godzilla have to say..

(Video starts)

Biollante-Me and Mothra use to close friends.When I heard she was pregnant I was so happy for her.Then just days after Leo's birth-I had a call from my home girl Legion.She told me "That's not your brother's child". I was confuse.But that bitch been banging everybody from what I heard.

Godzilla-Mothra I love you like the Angel you are.But I am NOT gonna take care of a child that's NOT mine.Once the DNA results is over and I'm not the Father...You have to leave me and my family ALONE.

Biollante-Mothra you can suck those tears up because we now that your slutty ass aint innocent..

(Video over)

Maury-Here's Biollante and Godzilla...

(Crowd starts booing once Godzilla and Biollante head to the stage)

Mothra-His your SON!MAN UP!THAT"S YOUR SON!It has your EYES, your FACE.It LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU!!!

(Biollante and Godzilla sit down)

Biollante- Maury let me tell you somedang.Let me-Let me tell you something.Before Leo was born.My Brother told me that Mothra had been out lately Partying.Word has it-She hooked up with her Ex Boyfriend, Battra.She must of rocked the boat with him.And that's when she got knocked up!

Mothra-None that Bull@#$% is true.BItch what about you, word has it your !@#$ is loose.Have you been at the clinic lately?

(Crowd laughs and Gasp in surprise)

Biollante-This Isn't about me-This isn't about me.Its about YOU.

(Godzilla roars)

Godzilla-Maury I want the RESULTS NOW!!!

(Crowd cheers)

(DNA REsults are given to Maury)

Maury-Were gotta end this once and for all.When it comes to Mothra Leo, Godzilla....You ARE THE FATHER!!!!

Biollante starts running out of the stage along with Godzilla.Mothra chases them saying "SEE? I TOLD YOU!I'd never cheated on you.

That's all I gotta say ^
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby JoBattra » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:19 pm

scarecrow wrote:Small fanfic

Mothra and Godzilla on the Maury show.

Maury-Here we have Mothra today.Now Mothra has son named Leo.

(Crowd starts saying:AWWWWWWWWWWWWW )

Maury-But the problem is that Mothra's husband Godzilla--

(Crowd starts Booing at Godzilla)

Maury-Godzilla thinks the baby is not his and clams it's Mothra's ex bf Battra.

(Crowd boos more)

Maury-Even Godzilla's sister Biollante thinks it's Battra's baby.

Biollante-That AINT my Brother's child.There's no FUC--

Mothra-No Bitch that is your Nephew!That IS!That Is! Your Nephew!

Biollante-No it's not!Mothra Youz a slut!You been sleeping around-

Mothra-No I haven't!

Biollante-Yes you have BITCH!

Mothra-No I never CHEATED on him...Never!

Maury-Well lets see what Biollante and Godzilla have to say..

(Video starts)

Biollante-Me and Mothra use to close friends.When I heard she was pregnant I was so happy for her.Then just days after Leo's birth-I had a call from my home girl Legion.She told me "That's not your brother's child". I was confuse.But that bitch been banging everybody from what I heard.

Godzilla-Mothra I love you like the Angel you are.But I am NOT gonna take care of a child that's NOT mine.Once the DNA results is over and I'm not the Father...You have to leave me and my family ALONE.

Biollante-Mothra you can suck those tears up because we now that your slutty ass aint innocent..

(Video over)

Maury-Here's Biollante and Godzilla...

(Crowd starts booing once Godzilla and Biollante head to the stage)

Mothra-His your SON!MAN UP!THAT"S YOUR SON!It has your EYES, your FACE.It LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU!!!

(Biollante and Godzilla sit down)

Biollante- Maury let me tell you somedang.Let me-Let me tell you something.Before Leo was born.My Brother told me that Mothra had been out lately Partying.Word has it-She hooked up with her Ex Boyfriend, Battra.She must of rocked the boat with him.And that's when she got knocked up!

Mothra-None that Bull@#$% is true.BItch what about you, word has it your !@#$ is loose.Have you been at the clinic lately?

(Crowd laughs and Gasp in surprise)

Biollante-This Isn't about me-This isn't about me.Its about YOU.

(Godzilla roars)

Godzilla-Maury I want the RESULTS NOW!!!

(Crowd cheers)

(DNA REsults are given to Maury)

Maury-Were gotta end this once and for all.When it comes to Mothra Leo, Godzilla....You ARE THE FATHER!!!!

Biollante starts running out of the stage along with Godzilla.Mothra chases them saying "SEE? I TOLD YOU!I'd never cheated on you.

That's all I gotta say ^


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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby scarecrow » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:22 pm

^ You should read it and comment at the fanfic section :) It's in titled "Small Fanfic I wrote:Discussion"

There's also a extra ending.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby o.supreme » Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:38 am

you know, every time I saw this thread I was bound and determined to avoid it. But after last night and watching Godzilla Island and the "Medical Jet Jaguar/King Ghidora" saga, well... Lets just say there was lots of dancing (The kids loved it and laughed non stop for like 20 minuets) It was mostly individual "boogie style" dancing, but then at night, it went all ball room. If you cant tell thats Godzilla and King caesar in the background. :lol:

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby HayesAJones » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:52 pm

^And don't they bathe together in a hot spring in that series too? Suggestive.
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