Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good couple?

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby UltramanGoji » Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:23 pm

Biollante and Gomora.

What? There's been weirder pairings...
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Terrier » Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:57 pm

Shadow wrote:Ahem Kaizer Ghidorah and DesGhidorah, they're gonna mount!


King Caesar and King Kong could ride them.

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Shadow » Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:03 pm

Terrier wrote:
Shadow wrote:Ahem Kaizer Ghidorah and DesGhidorah, they're gonna mount!


King Caesar and King Kong could ride them.


That means two things.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby omgitsgodzilla » Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:40 pm

The fact that this is just going on without even any real debate or elaboration as to pairings, just random pairs and lewd jokes, and yet it keeps going... It's not even good shipping... I officially declare now:

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Terrier » Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:32 pm

omgitsgodzilla wrote:The fact that this is just going on without even any real debate or elaboration as to pairings, just random pairs and lewd jokes, and yet it keeps going... It's not even good shipping... I officially declare now:

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Are you shipping all the monsters with Jesus? And we are the ones making random pairings?

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Shadow » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:20 pm

Terrier wrote:
Are you shipping all the monsters with Jesus? And we are the ones making random pairings?


Let he who is without sin, get together with the first kaiju.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby natevirus » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:19 pm

Shadow wrote:
natevirus wrote:In some ways the comments here are worse too. Though some of Kiryu's (and some other's) comments were kinda creeping me out. :freak:
But hell, if SS4Godzilla felt that that thread should have been locked, then so should this one.


Who else are you accusing of said creepy comments?
Not sure if this has been posted but... Kong and Gabara.
I got another, Iris and Biollante, tentacles... tentacles all around!

Funny, I forgot who else I was talking about...I don't think it was you, so don't worry. Figure you don't take this type of discussion seriously.
I can only imagine that no one is taking this seriously, actually...or that's what I hope.
Unless...we got any closet furries here?
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby edgaguirus » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:48 pm

This thread and seriousness long parted company.

A little speculation isn't a bad thing, unless you find yourself developing a kaiju fetish from all this talk.
Kaiju are just like people- giant, radioactive people.

Megalon went into a bar and saw Gigan. Megalon said, " Again? I thought you gave this up."
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby natevirus » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:51 pm

edgaguirus wrote:This thread and seriousness long parted company.

A little speculation isn't a bad thing, unless you find yourself developing a kaiju fetish from all this talk.

:freak: For me, thankfully, no.
I like my womenz human, thanks. LOL
Yeah, it is sometimes hard to pick up sarcasm through the internet, or really just through typing.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Shadow » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:52 pm

edgaguirus wrote: A little speculation isn't a bad thing, unless you find yourself developing a kaiju fetish from all this talk.


*Coughs* Chingzilla *coughs*
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Shadow » Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:11 pm

Anywho...
Manda and Ebirah, an aquatic relation.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby knockinrockin » Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:38 pm

Shadow wrote:Anywho...
Manda and Ebirah, an aquatic relation.


That wouldn't work, Manda be necking Ebirah, while Ebirah be snapping his hands all over Manda's you know what
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby natevirus » Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:47 pm

Cimmerian Dragon wrote:
natevirus wrote:Unless...we got any closet furries here?


Wouldn't most of them be scalies?

LOL same thing! XD

Shadow wrote:
edgaguirus wrote: A little speculation isn't a bad thing, unless you find yourself developing a kaiju fetish from all this talk.


*Coughs* Chingzilla *coughs*

Oh dear lord, you might be right! :freak:
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby edgaguirus » Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:54 pm

TheChingzilla wrote:
Shadow wrote:Anywho...
Manda and Ebirah, an aquatic relation.


That wouldn't work, Manda be necking Ebirah, while Ebirah be snapping his hands all over Manda's you know what



Reminds me of the story about the shoplifter who tried to steal a lobster. He stuck it in his pants, but then the lobster grabbed a certain part.
Kaiju are just like people- giant, radioactive people.

Megalon went into a bar and saw Gigan. Megalon said, " Again? I thought you gave this up."
" What can I say," Gigan asked. " I'm hooked."

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby natevirus » Mon Oct 29, 2012 3:06 pm

edgaguirus wrote:
TheChingzilla wrote:
Shadow wrote:Anywho...
Manda and Ebirah, an aquatic relation.


That wouldn't work, Manda be necking Ebirah, while Ebirah be snapping his hands all over Manda's you know what



Reminds me of the story about the shoplifter who tried to steal a lobster. He stuck it in his pants, but then the lobster grabbed a certain part.

OKAY! MOVING ON!!!!...Damnit, this would be a good time for an Admin or Mod to swoop down with a witty remark on the levels of ridiculousness and close this thread. >_<
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Shadow » Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:59 pm

natevirus wrote:OKAY! MOVING ON!!!!...Damnit, this would be a good time for an Admin or Mod to swoop down with a witty remark on the levels of ridiculousness and close this thread. >_<


But why!? I think this thread is kind of fun, we all get a good laugh out this. Continue we must, or suffer we... will.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby UltramanGoji » Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:50 am

natevirus wrote:
edgaguirus wrote:

Reminds me of the story about the shoplifter who tried to steal a lobster. He stuck it in his pants, but then the lobster grabbed a certain part.

OKAY! MOVING ON!!!!...Damnit, this would be a good time for an Admin or Mod to swoop down with a witty remark on the levels of ridiculousness and close this thread. >_<


No, skreeonk you, NOT moving on.

What did the guy say to the cops?
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby edgaguirus » Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:53 pm

He told them he loved seafood, but had a fin budget and couldn't aford to buy a lobster. He knew it was shellfish of him to try and steal it, but chose to pinch it anyway. He'll always remember the whale he made when it grabbed his thing.
Kaiju are just like people- giant, radioactive people.

Megalon went into a bar and saw Gigan. Megalon said, " Again? I thought you gave this up."
" What can I say," Gigan asked. " I'm hooked."

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Shadow » Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:48 pm

edgaguirus wrote:He told them he loved seafood, but had a fin budget and couldn't aford to buy a lobster. He knew it was shellfish of him to try and steal it, but chose to pinch it anyway. He'll always remember the whale he made when it grabbed his thing.


My my that sounds fishy. :P
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby UltramanGoji » Thu Nov 01, 2012 11:28 am

Shadow wrote:
edgaguirus wrote:He told them he loved seafood, but had a fin budget and couldn't aford to buy a lobster. He knew it was shellfish of him to try and steal it, but chose to pinch it anyway. He'll always remember the whale he made when it grabbed his thing.


My my that sounds fishy. :P


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You guys took all the good fish puns...
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