Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good couple?

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby MasonWerx » Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:41 pm

Biollante has at least 3 mouths, and is a woman. Ghidorah has three heads and is a man. Seems like a decent "fit"

Actually Biollante has like 7 mouths so Orochi might be more of her thing.


Plus Orga and Gojira made a pretty good couple, when orga was deepthroating Godzilla, but Gojira got a little too hot and exploded Orga all over the place. Will he ever find love?

Mothra gets sick of dealing with badboys so she just grabs one of those pulsating Mazer cannons and carts it off to infant island....

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby omgitsgodzilla » Fri Oct 12, 2012 10:05 pm

^^Those last two were skreeonking gold.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby knockinrockin » Fri Oct 12, 2012 10:11 pm

I'd like to see Gamera, and Kamoebas get in their shells! Their slow luscious movements will make up for a perfect kiss. Their will be some shelling going on...
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Godzilla1703 » Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:09 pm

MasonWerx wrote:Plus Orga and Gojira made a pretty good couple, when orga was deepthroating Godzilla, but Gojira got a little too hot and exploded Orga all over the place. Will he ever find love?

Mothra gets sick of dealing with badboys so she just grabs one of those pulsating Mazer cannons and carts it off to infant island....

I loled for quite a while XD
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Terrier » Sun Oct 14, 2012 8:31 am

Next IDW Godzilla issue just might try to answer this question...


(I think it will be about Mothra and Battra).

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Mr. X » Sun Oct 14, 2012 8:40 am

Terrier wrote:Next IDW Godzilla issue just might try to answer this question...


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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby omgitsgodzilla » Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:09 pm

So could we get a little bit of serious shipping in here? This is going to sound really weird, but I think that Akane and an adult Sara (from GxMG) might make a good couple. Sara getting Akane to come out of her shell, step outside her comfort zone, just... It could be pretty sweet.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby knockinrockin » Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:18 pm

omgitsgodzilla wrote:So could we get a little bit of serious shipping in here? This is going to sound really weird, but I think that Akane and an adult Sara (from GxMG) might make a good couple. Sara getting Akane to come out of her shell, step outside her comfort zone, just... It could be pretty sweet.


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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby MasonWerx » Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:00 am

Alright, if Mothra using a Mazer as a vibrating dildo was too subtle for you, then lets talk about monster masturbation.

Gojira's arms are far too short for him to reach his own junk. That must be really frustrating, especially for Junior since he is a teenager and all. Same goes for Spacey, Baragon, Gorosaurus and a few others.

I could see King Seesar furiously pounding away at himself though, you know how monkeys are.

What about poor Gigan and Megalon? Look at their hands. They would shred their own stuff to pieces.

Ghidorah has really long necks so he could probably triple his pleasure.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Plexton » Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:06 pm

Jet Jaguar and Megalon 4eva!

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Superrex » Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:21 pm

My god,this thread is still going?! Stop before it reaches 20 pages!
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby MasonWerx » Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:58 pm

The reason it is at almost 20 pages is because half the comments are: OMG! its 16 pages. OMG! its 17 pages. OMG! When will someone stop this.

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby natevirus » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:57 pm

TheChingzilla wrote:
omgitsgodzilla wrote:So could we get a little bit of serious shipping in here? This is going to sound really weird, but I think that Akane and an adult Sara (from GxMG) might make a good couple. Sara getting Akane to come out of her shell, step outside her comfort zone, just... It could be pretty sweet.


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Remember what I said about being appropriate, Chingzilla? Too much information. That and the GameraXKameobas comment...:freak:

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Why hasn't a moderator locked this yet? :lol:
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Mr. X » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:01 pm

natevirus wrote:
Godzilla 2000 wrote:18 pages spent discussing kaiju relationships.

You people are skreeonk' insane.

Why hasn't a moderator locked this yet? :lol:


They're a myth I tell you, A MYTH!

...Or at least I thought they were, until one proved me wrong earlier.

Why is thread open but the other shipping thread was locked? The other sounded more fun... and had normal people explain how shipping is just wrong...

http://www.tohokingdom.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=9617
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby natevirus » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:12 pm

Mr. X wrote:
natevirus wrote:
Godzilla 2000 wrote:18 pages spent discussing kaiju relationships.

You people are skreeonk' insane.

Why hasn't a moderator locked this yet? :lol:


They're a myth I tell you, A MYTH!

...Or at least I thought they were, until one proved me wrong earlier.

Why is thread open but the other shipping thread was locked? The other sounded more fun... and had normal people explain how shipping is just wrong...

http://www.tohokingdom.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=9617

I don't like shipping at all, people force their thoughts onto one another...or just give us too much information...I agree with the "normal people explain how shipping is just wrong"...especially kaiju-shipping...WHAT THE skreeonk? :eh:
In some ways the comments here are worse too. Though some of Kiryu's (and some other's) comments were kinda creeping me out. :freak:
But hell, if SS4Godzilla felt that that thread should have been locked, then so should this one.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby MasonWerx » Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:01 pm

Wow, you guys are really sucking the fun out of this thread. We're trying to write stupid jokes and get others to riff on them and I'm pretty sure that no one is getting turned on by all this stupid crap, but you are just burying it. If you don't think its funny then don't look at it.

Either get it locked or leave it alone.

I don't even know what shipping is that you are talking about?? Guess I don't spend enough time on the internet.

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Shadow » Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:02 pm

natevirus wrote:In some ways the comments here are worse too. Though some of Kiryu's (and some other's) comments were kinda creeping me out. :freak:
But hell, if SS4Godzilla felt that that thread should have been locked, then so should this one.


Who else are you accusing of said creepy comments?
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Kaiju-King42 » Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:31 pm

I'm not necessarily into kaiju shipping. I'm fairly certain non of us are (except for that one guy who likes the Mothra/Battra pic). Most of us are just joking around and having fun with this. We find the idea funny. Nothing that needs to be locked, unless subject matter were to get too graphic.

Now with that said... how about some Gezora and Oodako? :P
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Shadow » Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:18 pm

Kaiju-King42 wrote:Now with that said... how about some Gezora and Oodako? :P


Mother of Godzilla... okay... Mortal Kouples!
Anguirius and Baragon. Fatality!
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby omgitsgodzilla » Sat Oct 20, 2012 7:35 pm

I love how probably half of the posts in here are commenting on "omg this thread exists" or "its x pages long srsly" or "u guys r still posting here" or some such, completely unaware of the irony. I can't believe this thread is still around and getting more posts! I must add another post and bring it back to the top of the forum!
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