Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good couple?

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby knockinrockin » Sun Sep 30, 2012 5:57 pm

I believe Godzilla's penis is
1.) Destroyed by so much weapons, and monsters that were picking on it
2.) Nuclear Radiation made him have no penis
3.) His weenie is really inside his Vag...
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby edgaguirus » Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:38 pm

Has it truely degenerated into this? Aren't we suppose to be talking about couples here?
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby omgitsgodzilla » Mon Oct 01, 2012 3:55 pm

TheChingzilla wrote:I believe Godzilla's penis is
1.) Destroyed by so much weapons, and monsters that were picking on it
2.) Nuclear Radiation made him have no penis
3.) His weenie is really inside his Vag...

Godzilla has troll genitalia - nook and bonebulge. The bulge is a tentacle-like penile pleasure organ, sort of a large, prehensile clitoris of sorts. Just below that is the nook, an orifice into which things can be inserted and out of which the reproductive fluids are expelled.

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby omgitsgodzilla » Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:08 pm

^^Much like the bonebulge is speculated to be.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby natevirus » Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:58 am

edgaguirus wrote:Has it truely degenerated into this? Aren't we suppose to be talking about couples here?

This thread was kinda ridiculous to begin with...:lol:
And yet it still lives...unless a moderator or admin locks this topic below this post...
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby edgaguirus » Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:37 pm

True, but talking about couples in the kaiju world is speculative fun. Talking about Godzilla's junk is just ridiculous.
Kaiju are just like people- giant, radioactive people.

Megalon went into a bar and saw Gigan. Megalon said, " Again? I thought you gave this up."
" What can I say," Gigan asked. " I'm hooked."

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby omgitsgodzilla » Sat Oct 06, 2012 10:11 am

Hey, it's like debating the trolls' anatomy in Homestuck - it seems idiotic at first glance, but it's really very important for writing smut fanfiction.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Breakdown » Sat Oct 06, 2012 1:49 pm

Only on Toho Kingdom will one find discussions regarding the size of Godzilla's dick.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby ghidorasauras » Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:25 pm

Lol, I've alway thought that radiation made goji's dick larger, but killed all his sperm.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Shadow » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:07 pm

ghidorasauras wrote:Lol, I've alway thought that radiation made goji's dick larger, but killed all his sperm.


Well at least he won't have to worry about kids, except ones that are dumped on him.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby omgitsgodzilla » Sat Oct 06, 2012 9:42 pm

Damn kids. Always hatching then getting the poop kicked out of them and forcing you to adopt them.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Godzilla1703 » Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:51 pm

Wait this is still here!? I thought this would have been locked by now.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby edgaguirus » Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:17 pm

I thought it would be, too. This thing keeps going.

On the actual topic, I've thought that Mechanikong and Katsura would make a good couple. Kong is always carrying off living girls, so Mechanikong should have a cyborg for a love interest. Is that what they mean by cyber dating?
Kaiju are just like people- giant, radioactive people.

Megalon went into a bar and saw Gigan. Megalon said, " Again? I thought you gave this up."
" What can I say," Gigan asked. " I'm hooked."

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby natevirus » Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:33 am

Godzilla1703 wrote:Wait this is still here!? I thought this would have been locked by now.

I wonder that too. :eh:
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby omgitsgodzilla » Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:48 pm

Shipping is a characteristic common to most fandoms; I'm surprised it didn't happen earlier. Though I'd have expected predominantly human pairings
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Eunectes » Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:16 am

Minilla and Godzilla Junior.

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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Handsome Jack » Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:08 pm

Mothra and Hedorah.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby knockinrockin » Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:21 pm

Destoroyah finds out Space Godzilla was cheating on her with Biollante. Furious, Destoroyah attacks Biollante with her Gravity beams, Bio slapped Destoroyah with her vines...
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby Shadow » Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:31 pm

TheChingzilla wrote:Destoroyah finds out Space Godzilla was cheating on her with Biollante. Furious, Destoroyah attacks Biollante with her Gravity beams, Bio slapped Destoroyah with her vines...


No no no, you're not doing a chicks fighting thing here mister.
We're doing kaiju couples, not female kaiju domestic assault.
Oh right, Hedorah and Dagahra, now that's a... toxic relation.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl

Postby knockinrockin » Fri Oct 12, 2012 11:39 am

Shadow wrote:
TheChingzilla wrote:Destoroyah finds out Space Godzilla was cheating on her with Biollante. Furious, Destoroyah attacks Biollante with her Gravity beams, Bio slapped Destoroyah with her vines...


No no no, you're not doing a chicks fighting thing here mister.
We're doing kaiju couples, not female kaiju domestic assault.
Oh right, Hedorah and Dagahra, now that's a... toxic relation.



How about Deathla, and Hedorah?
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