Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good couple?
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Biollante has at least 3 mouths, and is a woman. Ghidorah has three heads and is a man. Seems like a decent "fit"
Actually Biollante has like 7 mouths so Orochi might be more of her thing.
Plus Orga and Gojira made a pretty good couple, when orga was deepthroating Godzilla, but Gojira got a little too hot and exploded Orga all over the place. Will he ever find love?
Mothra gets sick of dealing with badboys so she just grabs one of those pulsating Mazer cannons and carts it off to infant island....
Actually Biollante has like 7 mouths so Orochi might be more of her thing.
Plus Orga and Gojira made a pretty good couple, when orga was deepthroating Godzilla, but Gojira got a little too hot and exploded Orga all over the place. Will he ever find love?
Mothra gets sick of dealing with badboys so she just grabs one of those pulsating Mazer cannons and carts it off to infant island....
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl
^^Those last two were fucking gold.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl
I'd like to see Gamera, and Kamoebas get in their shells! Their slow luscious movements will make up for a perfect kiss. Their will be some shelling going on...
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I loled for quite a while XDMasonWerx wrote:Plus Orga and Gojira made a pretty good couple, when orga was deepthroating Godzilla, but Gojira got a little too hot and exploded Orga all over the place. Will he ever find love?
Mothra gets sick of dealing with badboys so she just grabs one of those pulsating Mazer cannons and carts it off to infant island....
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl
Next IDW Godzilla issue just might try to answer this question...
(I think it will be about Mothra and Battra).
(I think it will be about Mothra and Battra).
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Dear God, you're right!Terrier wrote:Next IDW Godzilla issue just might try to answer this question...
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl
So could we get a little bit of serious shipping in here? This is going to sound really weird, but I think that Akane and an adult Sara (from GxMG) might make a good couple. Sara getting Akane to come out of her shell, step outside her comfort zone, just... It could be pretty sweet.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl
My goodness, your making my "you know what" rise!omgitsgodzilla wrote:So could we get a little bit of serious shipping in here? This is going to sound really weird, but I think that Akane and an adult Sara (from GxMG) might make a good couple. Sara getting Akane to come out of her shell, step outside her comfort zone, just... It could be pretty sweet.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl
Alright, if Mothra using a Mazer as a vibrating dildo was too subtle for you, then lets talk about monster masturbation.
Gojira's arms are far too short for him to reach his own junk. That must be really frustrating, especially for Junior since he is a teenager and all. Same goes for Spacey, Baragon, Gorosaurus and a few others.
I could see King Seesar furiously pounding away at himself though, you know how monkeys are.
What about poor Gigan and Megalon? Look at their hands. They would shred their own stuff to pieces.
Ghidorah has really long necks so he could probably triple his pleasure.
Gojira's arms are far too short for him to reach his own junk. That must be really frustrating, especially for Junior since he is a teenager and all. Same goes for Spacey, Baragon, Gorosaurus and a few others.
I could see King Seesar furiously pounding away at himself though, you know how monkeys are.
What about poor Gigan and Megalon? Look at their hands. They would shred their own stuff to pieces.
Ghidorah has really long necks so he could probably triple his pleasure.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl
Jet Jaguar and Megalon 4eva!
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My god,this thread is still going?! Stop before it reaches 20 pages!
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The reason it is at almost 20 pages is because half the comments are: OMG! its 16 pages. OMG! its 17 pages. OMG! When will someone stop this.
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl
Remember what I said about being appropriate, Chingzilla? Too much information. That and the GameraXKameobas comment...TheChingzilla wrote:My goodness, your making my "you know what" rise!omgitsgodzilla wrote:So could we get a little bit of serious shipping in here? This is going to sound really weird, but I think that Akane and an adult Sara (from GxMG) might make a good couple. Sara getting Akane to come out of her shell, step outside her comfort zone, just... It could be pretty sweet.
Why hasn't a moderator locked this yet?Godzilla 2000 wrote:18 pages spent discussing kaiju relationships.
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I guess I just enjoy things just to enjoy them...Nothing wrong with that, right? Isn't that what fans do?
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They're a myth I tell you, A MYTH!natevirus wrote:Why hasn't a moderator locked this yet?Godzilla 2000 wrote:18 pages spent discussing kaiju relationships.
You people are skreeonk' insane.
...Or at least I thought they were, until one proved me wrong earlier.
Why is thread open but the other shipping thread was locked? The other sounded more fun... and had normal people explain how shipping is just wrong...
http://www.tohokingdom.com/forum/viewto ... f=1&t=9617
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl
I don't like shipping at all, people force their thoughts onto one another...or just give us too much information...I agree with the "normal people explain how shipping is just wrong"...especially kaiju-shipping...WHAT THE FUCK?Mr. X wrote:They're a myth I tell you, A MYTH!natevirus wrote:Why hasn't a moderator locked this yet?Godzilla 2000 wrote:18 pages spent discussing kaiju relationships.
You people are skreeonk' insane.
...Or at least I thought they were, until one proved me wrong earlier.
Why is thread open but the other shipping thread was locked? The other sounded more fun... and had normal people explain how shipping is just wrong...
http://www.tohokingdom.com/forum/viewto ... f=1&t=9617
In some ways the comments here are worse too. Though some of Kiryu's (and some other's) comments were kinda creeping me out.
But hell, if SS4Godzilla felt that that thread should have been locked, then so should this one.
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I guess I just enjoy things just to enjoy them...Nothing wrong with that, right? Isn't that what fans do?
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl
Wow, you guys are really sucking the fun out of this thread. We're trying to write stupid jokes and get others to riff on them and I'm pretty sure that no one is getting turned on by all this stupid crap, but you are just burying it. If you don't think its funny then don't look at it.
Either get it locked or leave it alone.
I don't even know what shipping is that you are talking about?? Guess I don't spend enough time on the internet.
Either get it locked or leave it alone.
I don't even know what shipping is that you are talking about?? Guess I don't spend enough time on the internet.
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Who else are you accusing of said creepy comments?natevirus wrote: In some ways the comments here are worse too. Though some of Kiryu's (and some other's) comments were kinda creeping me out.
But hell, if SS4Godzilla felt that that thread should have been locked, then so should this one.
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I got another, Iris and Biollante, tentacles... tentacles all around!
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl
I'm not necessarily into kaiju shipping. I'm fairly certain non of us are (except for that one guy who likes the Mothra/Battra pic). Most of us are just joking around and having fun with this. We find the idea funny. Nothing that needs to be locked, unless subject matter were to get too graphic.
Now with that said... how about some Gezora and Oodako?
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Mother of Godzilla... okay... Mortal Kouples!Kaiju-King42 wrote: Now with that said... how about some Gezora and Oodako?
Anguirius and Baragon. Fatality!
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Re: Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good coupl
I love how probably half of the posts in here are commenting on "omg this thread exists" or "its x pages long srsly" or "u guys r still posting here" or some such, completely unaware of the irony. I can't believe this thread is still around and getting more posts! I must add another post and bring it back to the top of the forum!