The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Thegarbagemonster · Post by **Thegarbagemonster** » Tue Apr 13, 2021 4:27 pm

goji89 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 13, 2021 4:24 pm
Thegarbagemonster wrote: ↑Tue Apr 13, 2021 4:16 pm
goji89 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 13, 2021 4:12 pm How about my signature?

Is it offensive?
Yes, the image is so huge that it won't even load at all!
That's what she said......
...
...
Wait, no.....I didn't think this joke through like at all.

I bet you're happy I didn't go with the other joke I was thinking of, "You're good, in fact your sig image is so small I can't even see it".

goji89 · Post by **goji89** » Tue Apr 13, 2021 4:29 pm

Thegarbagemonster wrote: ↑Tue Apr 13, 2021 4:27 pm
goji89 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 13, 2021 4:24 pm
Thegarbagemonster wrote: ↑Tue Apr 13, 2021 4:16 pm

Yes, the image is so huge that it won't even load at all!
That's what she said......
...
...
Wait, no.....I didn't think this joke through like at all.
I bet you're happy I didn't go with the other joke I was thinking of, "You're good, in fact your sig image is so small I can't even see it".

Nah, knowing my dumb ass I'd probably still say the joke

Thegarbagemonster · Post by **Thegarbagemonster** » Tue Apr 13, 2021 4:31 pm

goji89 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 13, 2021 4:29 pm Nah, knowing my dumb ass I'd probably still say the joke

That's just one of your best qualities, 89

Major sssspielberg! · Post by **Major sssspielberg!** » Tue Apr 13, 2021 7:43 pm

Thatguy4683 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 13, 2021 3:42 pm
Have anyone ever seen this type of art before? I haven’t seen these types of art yet in this thread so I’m just gonna put it here

Soulless, lifeless eyes... two dimensional... unnecessary sexual undertones... What is this, one those Nurtec OTC commercials with Khloé Kardashian???

Thatguy4683 · Post by **Thatguy4683** » Tue Apr 13, 2021 8:51 pm

Major sssspielberg! wrote: ↑Tue Apr 13, 2021 7:43 pm
Thatguy4683 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 13, 2021 3:42 pm
Have anyone ever seen this type of art before? I haven’t seen these types of art yet in this thread so I’m just gonna put it here
Soulless, lifeless eyes... two dimensional... unnecessary sexual undertones... What is this, one those Nurtec OTC commercials with Khloé Kardashian???

It could be

Cryptid_Liker · Post by **Cryptid_Liker** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:47 am

Thatguy4683 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 13, 2021 3:47 pm Also off-topic does everybody have a problem with my signature image about being big?

Not really

Thatguy4683 · Post by **Thatguy4683** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:55 am

All right things about to get spicy in here which one is worse, is it this

Or this

Caution no harm will be done to the artists of this creations

_JNavs_ · Post by **_JNavs_** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:07 am

Gigan's just gettin some tail

Major sssspielberg! · Thu Jan 06, 2022 9:44 am

I mean, I've always said Gigan fucks but...

Spuro · Post by **Spuro** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:20 am

Major sssspielberg! wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:15 am I mean, I've always said Gigan skreeonks but...

This gives the classic “Gigan, rise!” quote a whole new meaning, if you catch my drift.

goji89 · Post by **goji89** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:02 pm

Kaiju-King42 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:20 am
Major sssspielberg! wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:15 am I mean, I've always said Gigan skreeonks but...
This gives the classic “Gigan, rise!” quote a whole new meaning, if you catch my drift.

No, I don't know what you mean. Can you explain it in detail.

.?

I seriously don't know.

_JNavs_ · Post by **_JNavs_** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:28 pm

goji89 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:02 pm
Kaiju-King42 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:20 am
Major sssspielberg! wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:15 am I mean, I've always said Gigan skreeonks but...
This gives the classic “Gigan, rise!” quote a whole new meaning, if you catch my drift.
No, I don't know what you mean. Can you explain it in detail. .?

I seriously don't know.

Gigan, rise

Major sssspielberg! · Post by **Major sssspielberg!** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:30 pm

goji89 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:02 pm
Kaiju-King42 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:20 am
Major sssspielberg! wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:15 am I mean, I've always said Gigan skreeonks but...
This gives the classic “Gigan, rise!” quote a whole new meaning, if you catch my drift.
No, I don't know what you mean. Can you explain it in detail. .?

I seriously don't know.

Gotcha bud! Here, the implication is that Gigan's "manhood" if you will is "rising" to the "occasion"
Like he won't need any cyborg viagra in order to "satisfy" his hypothetical "partner"

goji89 · Post by **goji89** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:20 pm

Wait you telling me the joke is sexual in nature?

Oh my God why would Kaiju-King42 think that is ever o.k?

We got impressionable kids here and now they'll be telling that joke in the daycares and playgrounds, then they'll grow up get partners and say that damn joke then they'll be virgins and vegans forever...... poor bastards never had a chance, it's sad.

Voyager · Post by **Voyager** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:54 pm

Gigan doesn't only have a buzzsaw, I guess he has a chainsaw now.

Thegarbagemonster · Post by **Thegarbagemonster** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:41 pm

Now I understand why Gigan's blades are called what they are on that model sheet.

Spoiler:

Also, I'd say the first image is worse, at least the second one is well drawn.

Major sssspielberg! · Post by **Major sssspielberg!** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:44 pm

That's... awesome

Thegarbagemonster · Post by **Thegarbagemonster** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:51 pm

Major sssspielberg! wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:44 pm That's... awesome

IKR? The wonders of language barriers. The working theory is that it's meant to be "hooking anchor".

goji89 · Post by **goji89** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 4:24 pm

Thegarbagemonster wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:51 pm
Major sssspielberg! wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:44 pm That's... awesome
IKR? The wonders of language barriers. The working theory is that it's meant to be "hooking anchor".

Thanking you for that one, it was fooking great. I mean the artist knew what the fuq he was doing. He's so fugking great.

Post by **SoggyNoodles2016** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 5:01 pm

Second image is worse.

By far.

At least first was probably some kid illustrating his fic, not some horny shit. Especially given that's likely an OC

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